Xehanort

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@eveclawthorne

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@ironimprisoner Hello

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@bimbocatra @MajikIapin Hi

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Sora doesn’t resemble my ex-best friend whatsoever and that is absolutely not why I taunt him constantly.

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So who's going to tell Master Xehanort he can't summon Kingdom Hearts on top of Thunder Mountain?

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New graduate Keyblade Master joins an organization that claims they’ll help pay off his student loans.

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That is my destiny. But it has yet...to become a reality.

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I will be led... wherever I am destined to go. Wait, not the It’s a Small World ride again, please-

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The Master said it’s my turn on the XBox.

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Time heals all wounds? False. I would not be acting like this otherwise.

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What is a “bottom”?

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Riku tol,d m e to kill my se lf ,,,

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Master Xehanort has been wearing the same boots for decades... his feet must be so delicious...

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nooo don’t die eraqus you’re so sexy aha

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Apparently I'm permanently banned from the It's a Small World ride.

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... Who ate my makeshift paopu bong???

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So, you’re lonely, too, Naminé... I feel the exact same. Your powers would be a great asset to the Organizati- oh great, she’s running away...