Elise

[⋆˚꩜｡n0ty0urdad ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 @cherrybomb3r1]

Call it being 26 but I just can’t be bothered with certain behaviors like I gotta figure out my insurance rn idgaf that you don’t text

[𝕱𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖍 ✚ @chainmace]

big pedophilia will have u thinking you’ve wasted ur entire life at the age of 26

[27. @dimvji]

need like six months where no one expects anything from me

[✞ @gramwurldwide]

“time heals all wounds” WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[redrum @griffisu]

wanna know why some of you have anxiety? it’s cause you’re in trouble like big trouble and someone’s coming to get you

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Two things that mongers love to mong are fear and fish

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

"not only are your gen AI memes ugly, they are ontologically hollow" - the pope

[phil longo’s space force astronauts football @notbenfish]

overworked underpaid academic: Hey I’m adding extra office hours after my second job and I photocopied the second article for everyone in my 9 am tomorrow
university employee whose job it is to answer emails: [Automated] I might be able to reply in 14-21 business days

[ElectronicBodyMoid @EBMoid]

i’m like if a tortured artist made no art

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

Imagine the world we could live in

[Elise @xelise2000x]

@BrandonLuuMD What about the rapid context switching on Twitter? Or is it not the same if it's not videos?

[maitos @allmaitos]

e o meu amigo que falou ontem que parou de ver reels pq quer ter dopamina pro gta 6 (??????????)

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

(when I’m in a really good mood) more Mr. Nice Guy :)

[ruva🌼 @ruviexo]

Part of fighting patriarchy is fighting the idea that men are inherently bad. If men are inherently bad what’s the point of critiquing and challenging misogyny, toxic masculinity, weaponised incompetence, incel culture etc

[Elise @xelise2000x]

This is why your boyfriend's first response to your every issue is to ask if you've had any water today

[Brandon Luu, MD @BrandonLuuMD]

You don’t need to be severely dehydrated to feel awful.

At just 1.36% dehydration, women experience:
↑ Anger 8%
↑ Fatigue 17%
↑ Mood disturbance 19%
↑ Task difficulty 58%
↑ Difficulty concentrating 45%
↑ Headache severity 2x

[lumi 3/3 @lumigaf]

como se siente estar en una relación con una persona que realmente te ama, te tiene toda la paciencia del mundo, te trata de la forma mas saludable, amorosa y comprensiva q viste en tu vida y encima te hace regalitos

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

"2 likes isn't a lot" imagine hearing back from 2 jobs after applying

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

God was in the studio with them