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510 forever.

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@KennyKing_Jr I commend you for your super respectful response Kenny. Idk why people are so quick to use inflammatory language on this app.

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Stopped at Safeway bc my son wanted a character juice. While we were in the checkout line I was just yapping with him. After we paid, the old man behind me stopped me to say “he is adorable and he is so lucky to have you, my goodness” and idk why that just got me in the feels 😭

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@CanRaidersWin The gasp that I gusped as I got the alert while pulling into the Trader Joe’s parking lot lmao

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@ashleyschendel Avenue of the Giants and work your way to 17 Mile Drive 😮‍💨

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

If we ever get a Black president again, I want him or her to have a cookout right on the front lawn of the White House.

A Blackity Black ass cookout.

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And why does he always sit/lay like that

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I feel a little more brain dead after watching Jen and Gabe interact 🥴

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Shoutout @peacock for putting on a super neutral and kid appropriate ad as a screensaver every time I have to pause Love Island bc my kid makes up some excuse to delay bedtime lol.

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@FreddyLA7 I humbly offer the true holy land, the crown jewel of America: Taco Bell Cantina, Pacifica CA

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@queenamaaniii 😂😂😂

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Imagine the nationwide rallies saying we DO want Mamdani as king after all the “no kings” rallies 😂😂😂

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani has announced a free Knicks watch party at Bryant Park.

This comes after watch parties outside of Madison Square Garden were canceled due to Trump's attendance.

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Idk why or how but somehow my son started calling “baddies” instead of “bad guys” and it makes me laugh every time 😂

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I think it’s more that she was enamored with the idea of living a life outside of the farm, she may have glamorized Rue’s “freedom” so the realization that it was not that had to hit her hard in more ways than one.

[SB 🪖 @welovesweetboy_]

was the amish girl in love with rue?

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@AnsonCasanares It’s gotten worse, it’s now a bunch of clickbait stories

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@muheediva01 Picadillo! 😋

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Absolutely brutal caption lmao

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

COMMENTARY: Pratt is a quintessential American.

His entire life has been fueled by an unfathomable level of self-confidence, despite a data set that suggests he may not be good at anything.
https://t.co/crjMHcAErf

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I’m happy for Knicks fans! And especially Mike Brown 🥹

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Do you think my shopper knows wassup 😅😂

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Kicking off summer in Santa Cruz ☀️🌊🤙🏽

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@TheOGLucille I wonder if you can dispute the charges on your cc directly. It’s for a service you cannot receive, soooo worth a shot!