remembering xena and gabrielle

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[remembering xena and gabrielle @xenaarchive]

M: Mercy. Mercy, please.

G: Tears are no good with me!

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@RealCZulato kdkdkk nao escutei

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X: She'll be a victim of some more circumstances when I get my hands on her. And don't bother keeping an eye on her anymore. I've got Gabrielle on that.

J: Oh, you think she can do a better job than I can.

X: This is not a competition.

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M: Yeah, a little more cleavage couldn't hurt.
Get out of my way.

G: Over my dead body.

M: That can be arranged. Eat some fruit, baby!

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D: Philemon, we have to trust Xena now. She's our only hope.

X: Gabrielle, I want you to find Meg and keep her in one place. I'll do the rest.

G: Right.

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G: A cold bottom isn't fatal.

D: Says you.

X: No, but if I have to listen to you two blabber any more, somebody's gonna end up seriously dead.

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G: Now, wait a minute. Okay, I believe you when you say that there's another look-alike here. That would explain everything. But how do I know that you're the real Xena?

J: Yeah, how do we know you're the real Xena?

G: Hello, Xena. Boy, am I glad to see you.

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G: Come on, Warrior Princess. Take that! I know what the plan is. You're trying to drive me insane!

X: Let's go.

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M: What's the gripe, Aggie? I've done everything just like you said.

A: And more. Try staying away from that clown, Joxer.

M: I think he's cute.

A: You better not mess this up.

M: Look who's talking.

A: What does that mean?

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@Rebeccinhaaa surprisingly, yes. it does exist hahah

[remembering xena and gabrielle @xenaarchive]

M: If one of those bottles should happen to fall, sixty-three bottles of beer on the wall...

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X: Are you suicidal?

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J: Um, what is the plan?

M: I'll tell you out here.

J: Oh, good.

G: You're gonna tell Joxer, but you're not gonna tell me?

M: Xena's orders. She's very fond of him, you know?

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J: She was struck by Cupid's arrow. It's love, Gabrielle. But, don't worry, I'm prepared to do the honourable thing.

G: Leave?

J: No. Marry her. We could all travel around together. Xena and I could be like a father and mother to you.

G: Guards!

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J: Oh, great! I assaulted royalty. I'm in big trouble. But on the bright side, Xena still has a thing for me.

G: Hmm, impossible! No offense, Joxer, but you're just not her type.

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m: Hey, Aggie, I thought you said she wasn't gonna make it to the party.

A: Obviously, something went wrong.

M: Well, you'd better be careful. She looks tough. How'd you like the tears?

A: Nice touch.

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J: Xena's kind of unpredictable, isn't she?

G: You're telling me.

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M: The name's Xena. That's Xena with a capital "Z"

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X: Have you seen a young woman, carrying a staff, about this high?

"She left yesterday. But there's no reason why you should be lonely, when there's healthy young men like us around. Give us a kiss."

A: There she is!

X: Give me something strong.

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"How's about you and me have some fun, hmm?"

X: No, thanks.