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Space Cops! Playitcool.

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@out_garage 404-LAFF414, if you're nasty.

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I'm just still really happy for the QR code, y'all. What a comeback.

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Required by law vasectomies at puberty, proof of financial capability and a signed note from your wife to undo it later.

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PSA: EMOJI-ONLY QUIPLASH. THANK YOU.

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The horror of random phantom smell memories from almost 20 years ago... Original Nair PTSD will never leave me.

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Sometimes I feel a feeling and then I catch my own dumb face in the mirror and I think, how do other people control their faces and not make this face?

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...Anyway, I hope all my multiverse mes are doing alright.

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WHO IS YOUR MOTHER AND WHY DIDN'T SHE TEACH YOU BETTER THAN TO TURN LEFT ON KROG

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Life update: I live everywhere and nowhere. I own everything and nothing. I bought a portable mini fridge just for my cats' food.

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Hearing the full version of a tiktok song is like seeing your teacher in a grocery store.

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Life Update: Bushwick is too darn loud and too darn young.

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@Jinhaicat 🤩

[les mis grunge 🔻 @dizzydoinggreat]

can’t stop thinking about this

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Life update: I do not enjoy the form factor of the Sushi Burrito.

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@AustinCreedWins @masquerade_atl YehYehYeeee!

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@AustinCreedWins So great to run into you tonight, ol' pal! 🖐️(is a chop.)

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The food hall in the catacombs of Grand Central Station. #PlaceCravings

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#PlaceCravings The Marriott Marquis Atrium level women's bathroom. YIKES. Must be ready for #DragonCon

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Vaccine vaccine mask
Masks on masks on cosplay masks
Masky mask McMask

#dragonconhaiku

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@adamlambert Yoooo, so, are we doing Halloween costumes in Vegas or back to funk or what's the theme? 🕺🏻🧛🏻‍♀️✨