Mike Berry

Reader, writer, mostly water. Overt madness conceals covert genius. You have been warned, though not of anything specific...

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@BHCC_Transport @BrightonHoveCC I've been requesting them to contact me all week, but nothing yet!

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@BrightonHoveCC Hi, I have been trying to talk to somebody from parking all week now. Urgently need assistance re: residents permit. Nobody answers online form, phone is unavailable, website doesn't work. Medically vulnerable and currently forced to use public transport. Help!

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@STACcares @BrightonHoveCC Incredible, isn't it? I'm sure I'll get parking tickets for not having the permit that the council will not help me to buy. I'm a resident, I want a permit, I'm entitled to one... Please can I buy one!!!??!

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@BrightonHoveCC @BHCC_Transport Thanks for getting back to me. I know you guys are crazy busy, but this is such a frustrating situation!

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@DellUK I'm supposed to have a return collection booked today, but dpd don't recognise the collection ref. I've taken the day off work to be here. Can you confirm that they're actually coming? Thanks!

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@DPD_UK Parcel 15505358129223

Just had an email saying nobody at address. Address is an Argos store drop-off point, so not true! Please help me get my delivery!

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@BHCC_Transport ... same place that mine has been knocked over twice in two months!

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@BHCC_Transport Another motorbike knocked over in an unsuitable bike bay, Hanover

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@DPD_UK Parcel no.: ‍15503146257065. Is there any chance your guy could try again today? He just missed us but someone should be there from now on...

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@The_DX_News Hi - had emails on both the 30th&31st to say delivery coming that day. Waited in, but nothing. Is it going to come today?

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@TyrKieran - Cheers, Tyr! @huntershea1 @ReginaPucket @myltldmn @josephsouza3

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@limoconn - Thanks :-) @EyeOnWeho @TravelCostaMesa @DomisTeam @Nikki2987

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@dream2screen - Thanks! @TheBResource @TK7932 @BaxFootballGuru @LCummings85 @Argthemuse

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@TheBResource - cheers! Have a good weekend! @TK7932 @dream2screen @BaxFootballGuru @LCummings85 @Argthemuse

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

My daughter is enjoying her moose's jawbone. The teeth rattle like particularly disgusting maracas. :-/

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@limoconn - Thanks for the ff! :-) @EyeOnWeho @TravelCostaMesa @DomisTeam @Nikki2987

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@TyrKieran - Cheers! @huntershea1 @ReginaPucket @myltldmn @josephsouza3

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@SpitToonsSaloon - Sure, I'll drink to anything!

[Mike Berry @xenomike]

@TheBResource - Thanks! =D @CoxRobbie @SpitToonsSaloon @LordWalkiWolf @MVFree @RichWeatherly43

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How to be an author: @xenomike Berry breaks down the inexpressible into 8 steps - on #GuildOfDreams http://t.co/bXCIsja56L