Mrs Ren

she/her matriarch of the queerest family you know 💖🤍💙

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

“How a man treats the women in his life” needs to include the mother of his children.

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

😔

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

There’s levels to watermelon

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

@kurtisconner Please let it be you’re NOT a piece of trash like SOMEONE ELSE

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

@dannygonzalez and @drewisgooden I think it’s time to re-record and switch some lyrics.

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

Why does this genderbent Ripley look like @kurtisconner

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

Just finished season 1 of Yellowstone and I have a question: What the hell is everyone’s problem

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

I love waking up from a dream and being like “oh. Well thank god I don’t have to worry about that”

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

The only person who could understand what General Grievous went through is Inspector Gadget.

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

The first person to see a gorilla do that thing where they walk was probably like WHAT

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

Just had total recall of these little paper booklets of short stories and essays and things that I had piles of. I read WAY above my grade level so I was reading these little lit booklets about teen topics at like, eight years old. God I wish I still had those.

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

No place is as unhinged as the Timothee Chalamet subreddit. What a bunch of absolute psychos.

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

What if the Oscars happen and the presenters accidentally said “Floppenheimer” but then it stuck

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

@kurtisconner I agree with absolutely everything except that if someone told me I look like I watch The Big Bang Theory I would fucking kill myself

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

Jurassic Park Dominion- you do intend to eventually have dinosaurs in your dinosaur movie right?

[100% correct our flag means death quotes @incorrectofmds]

I can't wait for them

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

Bro WHAT THE FUCK

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Spain’s women’s football team announce they will not play another match until Spanish football president Luis Rubiales resigns, which he refuses to do.

Rubiales grabbed team member Jenni Hermoso and planted a non-consensual kiss on her lips at the World Cup final.

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

going into autumn has me feeling like this hobbit with his pumpkin

[Mrs Ren @xenomorphintop]

I’ve realized that I’m definitely at a point in my life where a cult would be successful in attempting to recruit me.