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[Memeulous @Memeulous]

If you didn’t get the GCSE results you were after today I hate to break it to you but you’ve fucked it. Royally fucked it. No more dreams of being a doctor or a vet, it’s straight to 40 years in the Poundland stock room for you. No chance at redemption now.

[COYOTE ‼️ @xenomorphixz]

whoever invented whipped cream is going to get eaten OUT

[COYOTE ‼️ @xenomorphixz]

@twelveftdeep hi sis !!1

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

idk probably “I have a sword kink”

[Eli Erlick @EliErlick]

Think trans people are too mean about misgendering these days? From 1913 on, Zapatista colonel Amelio Robles Ávila threatened to shoot anyone that called him a woman with his pistol. He lived openly as a man for 71 years and was supported by his family, peers, and government.

[Tam 😙 (comms open) @crimmycrams]

WOAH persona redesign he is now. A whore.

[Izzzyzzz @IzzzyzzzArt]

ppl that don’t have ocd talking about intrusive thoughts is so funny,, ‘wow that’s actually really fucked up :/’ yes well done u have grasped the basic idea of an intrusive thought have a gold star

[COYOTE ‼️ @xenomorphixz]

Kurtis…

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

why wasn’t this in the Elvis movie

[COYOTE ‼️ @xenomorphixz]

@GOTTLIEBED SO REAL 🫶🫶🫶

[COYOTE ‼️ @xenomorphixz]

@GOTTLIEBED want one of these for the meetup like

[ًً @heartipink]

heart-shaped cakes

[chadchad @thechadx2]

It’s OVER for women

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

twitter is the only social media platform that feels like a town village where we get to watch people be executed in the town square every once in a while

[Charlie @insidetheslime]

me: *about to take my final test*

mr beast: welcome to your final test im mr beast

[COYOTE ‼️ @xenomorphixz]

I CANT BREATHE EVERYONE STOP IM CRYING

[COYOTE ‼️ @xenomorphixz]

@GOTTLIEBED This will not be me i am 5’7

[COYOTE ‼️ @xenomorphixz]

@CAPKlTTY Thats how i played tlou