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what am I even doing here

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

You know he wouldn’t want that.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Work. Stay hydrated. 10,000 steps. Fridge empty. Pay a bill. Pay another bill. Get gas. Check engine light! Phone storage full. Another subscription. Laundry. Fold. Sink full. Do the dishes. POLITICS! TAXES! WAR! INFLATION! NOTHING EVER HAPPENED WITH THE EPSTEIN FILES!

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience:

[WulfHelm 💙🖤 @Wulf_Helm]

A very happy 15th of March to one and all.

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

He conquered Gaul is what he did. He was a brave Roman senator, and in this domus, Julius Caesar is a hero. End of story!

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Valentine's 2016: alone
Valentine's 2017: alone
Valentine's 2018: alone
Valentine's 2019: alone
Valentine's 2020: alone
Valentine's 2021: alone
Valentine's 2022: alone
Valentine's 2023: alone
Valentine's 2024: alone
Valentine's 2025: alone
Valentine's 2026: alone

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I don’t know what any of that means

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

"Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol lev-"

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

BREAKING: Scientists at Princeton University recreated a 3D model showing how Adam from the Bible — the first human created by God — may have appeared.

[Endnimistrator2026 @aaak_Ellie]

realistic

#ArknightsEndfield #エンドフィールド

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

Riseth and grind m’lord !!

[libby @evenstvr]

i can’t believe it’s december already. this entire year has had me feeling like low opacity elrond and frodo