Scared American

How tf do I get out of here?

[Scared American @xerxesar]

Life is a razor scooter and I am an exposed ankle just chilling in the wind.

[rye @osamuss]

when a fic is so good that you start making fanfics for the fic, in your head

[Spectre @spectre0799]

peekaboo but the beat is Hollaback Girl

[nkosi 〰️ @_inkosixngu]

well found out my girl turtle is actually a boy and instead of him being 5 years as we thought, he’s 12? who is this man in my house

[Luke The Cat @LukeTheCat6]

“It’s just fiction it’s not real” mfs when the fictional character is black

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

someone on threads said, “the female bird doesnt explain to the male bird what he needs to do to impress her, she just leaves when he fails.” i think about that a lot.

[Hijab @letmebeurw0man]

OnlyFans but it's me and my girlies beating up abusive men and pedophiles. Call it OnlyHands ✊🏻

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

Happy Sunday Heathens!

[rdj out of context @downeyreilly]

happy saturday ❤️😊

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way this would genuinely send me into a rage omfg😭

[BLH @_RareDefined]

In the United States?

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

me realising i can just be a fucking bitch instead of being understanding and kind at 29

[Split Eclipse ☀️🌙 @KawaiiKing64]

FOUND IT

[Villanelle @lolaoflucia]

Always say, if a woman loses value after you fuck her, then you are a thing that ruins people. You are a worthless destroyer and you should sit with why you feel that way about yourself, and stay from women.

[TrueZamintist @k1lleurope]

@GWANJEZ Europeans are violent thugs who brutalized each other for the limited pie that was Europe. This violence led to them having monopoly and innovation on violent weaponry in which they exported to the globe once they realized that there were abundant resource rich lands to exploit.

[Brucehurlz 🖐 @Brucehurlz2]

Bro had to play it cool and laugh his way to safety 😂

[Msizi @msiziworld]

Me when I lose something and someone asks
me where I last saw it:

[ؘ @benfyp]

then you remember tony invented time travel to bring his son back

[੭୧ .ᅠim a MINOR | read bioᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @W1REHEART]

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