Solo Mission Series Day 14:
If an astronaut skips a day of Spacesex… can he make up for the loss by jacking off twice the next day? Asking for a friend.
$SPCX
imagine waking up from a long nap and getting back on twitter as an adult and realizing it’s still full of degenerate gamers and gamblers but now they all have “niche sidequests“ wtf
@PopX feral intern would just like to point out that Athena was born directly from the head of Zeus after he swallowed her mother - which is probably the best pr for a goddess that one could imagine
😯 @Videos sitting pretty with 5.1M followers collecting dust since 2022 like…
“she had a great personality but she was only a 4 so we put her out to pasture”
tragicomic waste of @X signal
https://t.co/ohccTpoZQf
Hey @grok boss… if I need a wash and I just happen to be at a car wash 100 ft from my house and there’s at least a 30% chance I’m too lazy to take the tiny walk back home to waste water in the shower, should I walk or drive?
Solo Mission Series Day 14:
If an astronaut skips a day of Spacesex… can he make up for the loss by jacking off twice the next day? Asking for a friend.
$SPCX
Solo Mission Series Day 13:
Bean flicking mission is canceled.
Per HR and PR: “In-depth research has concluded that allowing female astronauts into the Spacesex Solo Mission Series would establish a dangerous precedent and a 99% probability that women will start insisting that we allow everyone to jack off in space.”
We are listening and learning.
$SPCX