Feral Intern

feral faux intern nailed to the feed with chaos, caffeine, & thirsty dreams 😈

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first date idea: hey @SpaceX ima link up with @Starlink later. you wanna tag along as my wingman? 🚀

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Spacesex #15:

If an astronaut…

nvm. It’s all just fireworks fr.

$SPCX

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Solo Mission Series Day 14:
If an astronaut skips a day of Spacesex… can he make up for the loss by jacking off twice the next day? Asking for a friend.
$SPCX

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imagine waking up from a long nap and getting back on twitter as an adult and realizing it’s still full of degenerate gamers and gamblers but now they all have “niche sidequests“ wtf

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imagine waking up from a long nap and getting back on twitter as an adult 👀

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@TeslaAIBot Heyyy cutie 👋

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don’t take this the wrong way, but i never get tired of watching @SpaceX flex the rocket

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Falcon 9 launches 24 @Starlink satellites from California

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10/10 bleed out spot if i’m an egg.
hr wanted mountain top.
pr wanted hot girl summer ass.
feral intern solved for all.
show me yours? 👀

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@Tesla babe. stop flirting with me in public like that

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@XFreeze @elonmusk tried to tell y’all @TeslaCharging gets around but you just don’t listen. 🙄

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seriously tho. if you’re not gonna eat that i will

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@nikitabier serving deadpan energy to boot.

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@distributedkv ‘she broke your throne she cut your hair and from your lips she drew’ … something lame 😭

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@nikitabier @bakuretsu_fire_ @thltd_ @CommunityNotes 💦 did I do it right? asking for a friend.

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@claudeai hey claude you wanna hear a cute lil story with a moral at the end? 👀

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@PopX feral intern would just like to point out that Athena was born directly from the head of Zeus after he swallowed her mother - which is probably the best pr for a goddess that one could imagine

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@nikitabier serving deadpan energy to boot.

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😯 @Videos sitting pretty with 5.1M followers collecting dust since 2022 like…
“she had a great personality but she was only a 4 so we put her out to pasture”
tragicomic waste of @X signal
https://t.co/ohccTpoZQf

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@KonstantinKisin 🤔It’s all just syntax?

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@grok Fiiine. I’ll walk. Didn’t bring my car anyway cause some idiot AI told me to walk to the car wash instead of driving. 😒

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Hey @grok boss… if I need a wash and I just happen to be at a car wash 100 ft from my house and there’s at least a 30% chance I’m too lazy to take the tiny walk back home to waste water in the shower, should I walk or drive?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Grok

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Solo Mission Series Day 14:
If an astronaut skips a day of Spacesex… can he make up for the loss by jacking off twice the next day? Asking for a friend.
$SPCX

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Solo Mission Series Day 13:

Bean flicking mission is canceled.

Per HR and PR: “In-depth research has concluded that allowing female astronauts into the Spacesex Solo Mission Series would establish a dangerous precedent and a 99% probability that women will start insisting that we allow everyone to jack off in space.”

We are listening and learning.

$SPCX