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[snorling @sheanorling]

people will look you straight in the face and say the tom holland spideys are better than this

[fern @xfernandao]

fuck whoever stole my phone at coachella

[fern @xfernandao]

@leo_acevedo362 i can smell it from out here

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me outside his house off the liquor

[fern @xfernandao]

@bussdowniri me too, hold the tails

[fern @xfernandao]

i’m so tired of having a job

[fern @xfernandao]

@Sandraaaxox i haven’t even officially met the guy & i already approve 😂

[fern @xfernandao]

no way my roommate has her 1 week bf doing our dishes 🤣

[fern @xfernandao]

@bussdowniri don’t forget to get the cocoa puffs cold brew 🍫

[Coachella @coachella]

Ugh was stuck in drafts 🫠

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[fern @xfernandao]

@bussdowniri no lies detected

[fern @xfernandao]

idc anymore, i’m tired of hiding it…i do in fact love whole milk

[fern @xfernandao]

@Manuel_BeItran @sonomacountyhighwaypatrol

[fern @xfernandao]

does anyone have a cheat code for LA traffic?

[fern @xfernandao]

i swear every lyft driver i get drives like ass 🫠

[fern @xfernandao]

if someone is doing brujería on me pls stop