ivan

Let go your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty, and become wind.

[zawaru3.5 🎁 @zawarra3]

charlie kirk y tung tung sahur son todo lo contrario uno era real y su alma fue absorbida por la ia y el otro es ia pero adquirio alma real

[🌹spicemelon🌹 @sp1cemelon]

in 300 years kirk is going to be a verb meaning to shoot someone in the neck and there will be etymology tiktokers talking about the existence of charlie kirk

[JhaatCPT @dikshitposting]

my head is spinning because i realised monopoly is an oxymoron

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[zirtsxu🏳️‍⚧️ @zirtsxu7267]

people are genuinely making goat edits in TikTok

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

Texting a Girl is harder than any League game you'll ever play and nobody is teaching you how to do it.

she says "lol okay" and you think the conversation is going fine

brother "lol okay" is the text equivalent of your support standing behind you in lane doing nothing. she's CHECKED OUT. she's mentally AFK. you already lost this trade and you don't even know it

let me translate some of these for you because your read on the game is TERRIBLE

"haha that's crazy" = she didn't read it. that's the same as your teammate pinging on the way and then walking the other direction. she's not coming.

"i'm fine" = she is not fine. this is the same as your top laner saying "it's okay i scale" while being 0/4. it is NOT okay. something went horribly wrong and you need to figure out what before the game is over

"do whatever you want" = do NOT do whatever you want. this is a bait. she's standing in the bush waiting for you to face check. the moment you actually do whatever you want, its over

"k" = surrender vote is already up. she's just waiting to see if you give her one more reason to hit yes.

"who is she" = she just checked your opgg and saw you duoing with another Lux main. STOP DUOING WITH OTHER LUX MAINS

"it's fine i'm not mad" = she is building a freeze right outside her tower and you are about to get punished if you walk up. DO NOT walk up. do not contest. just SURVIVE.

"i just think it's funny how" = the gank is coming. RIGHT NOW. the jungler is in your lane. there is no escape. accept your death.

"we need to talk" = she's about to all in you and you have no summoners. no flash. no heal. nothing. you're standing in the middle of the lane completely exposed and she has full combo up

you're sitting there analyzing her texts the same way you should be analyzing your lane opponent

every word is a movement. every emoji is a cooldown.

every response time is telling you where she's pathing

the information is RIGHT THERE

you're just not reading it

Study the Saskio way

[Rishabh @Rixhabh__]

DUOLINGO COULDN’T TEACH ME SPANISH IN 2 YEARS

ChatGPT did it in just 2 weeks.

No overpriced apps. No boring repetition. Just results.

Here are the only 6 prompts I used:👇

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

you're at the gym at 5am "healthmaxxing"

mewing in the mirror "looksmaxxing"

studying marcus aurelius "auramaxxing"

still Silver 2

meanwhile some Korean basement dweller who hasn't seen sunlight since 2019
weighs 97 pounds
lives on instant ramen
social skills of a brick

just hit rank 1

you're doing face pulls and jaw exercises
he's pulling off insec kicks and exercising map control

you're counting macros
he's counting cooldowns

you're building aesthetic
he's building mythics

here's the brutal truth you need to hear:

your body is just meat that carries your hands to the keyboard
your face doesn't matter when nobody can see it through the monitor
your aura is meaningless when your opgg screams hardstuck

LEAGUEMAXXING is the only maxxing that matters

that challenger player you watch?
he doesn't have a skincare routine
he has a jungle clear routine

he doesn't track calories
he tracks summoner spells

he doesn't need charisma
he needs lp

you can bench 225 but can't carry silver games
you read 52 books this year but still don't understand wave management
you meditate every morning but tilt after first blood

all that self improvement and you're still the same rank as last season

choose:
abs or APM
jawline or jungle diff
touching grass or touching challenger

you can't have both

that gym session? that's 5 games
that skincare routine? that's 2 games
that podcast? that's 3 games

300 games per month or stay where you are

LEAGUEMAXX or stay hardstuck

study the saskio way

[chincheto pirata somali @wikipistacho]

el sujeto y el predicado

[َ @aangbian]

YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE

[harlan @morepain4harlan]

how it feels to say "some would argue" when i'm the some who would argue

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[ivan @xflaidy]

@DANKIIIII @rangerzxd 😳

[ivan @xflaidy]

@de_siderelol ja ne

[Riot Kassadin @Riot_Kassadin]

fuck it, here’s Tyler1 screaming for 2 hours