fly😶‍🌫️

Certified Hater. Sports, Music, Anime, and Everything Else

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

guess the substation effects all of LA

[🪼 @CookemE_]

we did perfectly fine

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

me when i’m a squirrel who’s last moments will be lived in a tornado

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

trying to eat right and lose weight and watching my brother w/ a fast metabolism eat my weekly calories in one sitting

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

everyone made at this. bro you can just pretend people like this don’t exist. save yourself the headache

[𖦹 @ineednadya]

life when you only view men as wallets and sex objects

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

me texting myself and pretending the messages coming back are from a real person.

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

never understood this debate. facial hair is natural, makeup isn’t. why are we mad at genetics?

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Men: Don’t trust women wearing makeup, that makeup is a disguise

Men: 🤡

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

my dumbass said typewriter

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

you have to be truly psychotic to every one of these by name i’m sorry😭

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

finna download kalshi and bet on my love life going nowhere. it’s a win-win

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

skipped two grades in elementary school cause i knew i wanted to be around older women

[ACE @RealAce404]

I'm both emotional and nonchalant...... Like I care but I really don't give a fuck

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 @cavitybun]

coworker asked me if i was a tits or ass man. i told him it depends. other coworker said “well there’s a secret third thing”. i said “is it feet?” and he touched my arm and said “it’s being a ladies man”

[marqueemarcc @Synopsus]

I really appreciate it when someone puts me on music they like. Like thank you for letting me in a little piece of your world.

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

i’d support a gay nba player. like bro your job is to handle balls, if you wanna do it off the court, you’re just dedicated to your craft

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

they playing bishop sycamore?

[MLB @MLB]

The Rays complete the sweep and win their 6th straight!

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[ຸ @ChicagoBoy7G]

jsyk, if your love language is based on gifts, you’re meant to do the gifting.

because it’s your love language.

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

no one talks about how amazon tracking sucks ass

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

brittney griner gotta be a dude cause only a dude would divorce someone who helped them get out of prison.

a girl would’ve just cheated on them a bunch

[fly😶‍🌫️ @xflyhigh_]

wtf is this sneako clip farming shit i keep seeing? keep that subhuman content FAR away from me