little basil

she/her

[little basil @xfunkytramp]

This is MY time. Right now. Win, lose, draw: I WILL cry. Either way.

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

i hate him so much but he’s legitimately one of the funniest people on the planet. incredible timing

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Lack of spice tolerance is something I consider a weakness in a partner

[little basil @xfunkytramp]

@redder_planet I did this one time like 10y ago but it was the first and last name of my crush

[future saint 🇩🇪 🇪🇸 @alexamazov]

day drinking but still making sure my ex gets a text tonight

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just had to administer narcan to a minion

[kit @xn0mrph]

feeling like her as of late

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Date idea: you watch me drink 26 beers and I explain to you who was really behind 9/11

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

Long live the resistance. Fuck Israel.

[Blair @vanillabun777]

how to find out if you’re an alcoholic or a really fun party girl

[Chris @citehchris]

not to get all lovey dovey but we could be slamming beers and ripping cigs at a dive bar doing a hostile take over of the touch tunes together if you’re down

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

Things that just make sense in Philadelphia

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[little basil @xfunkytramp]

I keep forgetting to share with the void that I built a multi-functional power app to optimize a process that’s currently primarily manual and soon it’s gonna be used by 500+ people 😄 #women #in #stem 💅

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right