Good morning to my favorite wallets only. The rest of you? Go work an extra shift, youโre gonna need it for what I have planned for this weekend. Send your morning tribute now
โPayment Successfulโ screen. Itโs the only time your pathetic life feels like it has a purpose, right? Donโt lie, I know itโs your favorite drug, beta
If Iโm being honest, Iโm way too hot to have to deal with logic. Or feelings. Unless those feelings involve you feeling the urge to empty your pockets for me. Thatโs my favorite love language. Sigh, Iโm such a romantic!! ๐