Clarence

Ex 🇬🇧 Army - Gym, running, beer, golf. - 👍👊💪🤙

[Clarence @xgreen_nowblue]

@rickygervais Puke is amazing.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

[Kev @suffolkev]

Just when you thought the season couldn’t get any better you see a photo of the bar where Ed Sheeran takes the team on a night out 😂 #ITFC

[Clarence @xgreen_nowblue]

@HarrietFreya94 Great thread.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Imagine if we had an inspectorate to inspect the quality of the performance of government ministers in the way inspectorates assess schools, NHS trusts, police, prisons etc? From Sunak down they would be in special measures. Yet they sit in constant judgement of all of the above

[sooze @sooozie1985]

Monday 🖕🏻☕️

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Destitution.

Welcome to Rishi Sunak’s Victorian Britain.

Full version here: https://t.co/vKQFx8vlkE

[The Jazzy Golfer @thejazzygolfer]

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[Clarence @xgreen_nowblue]

@The_Cranberries ❤️

[Clarence @xgreen_nowblue]

@mercede72928186 Well done. 😊👍

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

800,000 kids live in poverty in the UK but still don’t get a free school meal.

They now get to look up at a portrait of King Charles. He gets £86ml of us every year, soon to be £125ml.

The portraits are costing £8ml.

There’s a pretty disgusting school lesson in that duplicity.

[Clarence @xgreen_nowblue]

@Theholisticpsyc I’m learning to.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

If you didn’t get the A-level results you wanted, remember that we’re only a few years away from the collapse of organised human life

[Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist @drjenwolkin]

Trauma did NOT make you stronger.

It traumatized you, broke your heart, dysregulated your nervous system, gave you PTSD, sleepless nights, trust issues, connection difficulty, almost killed you, and stole your will to live.

YOU made yourself stronger…so don’t credit the trauma!

[Clarence @xgreen_nowblue]

@TheKentishlady2 Morning. Looks beautiful.

[Nate Postlethwait @nate_postlethwt]

Trauma doesn’t make you stronger. It wreaks havoc on your nervous system. It punctures your digestive track. It keeps you stuck in a loop of hyper vigilance. To suggest someone is stronger because of it is to dismiss what they’ve had to do to survive.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Day time drinking should be normalised. Who the fuck wants to go out at 8 and stay up till 3am getting pissed. Start at 12 be shitfaced by 7, kebab, hit the sack at 8 and then you've not wasted the entire following day with a hangover in bed.

[Clarence @xgreen_nowblue]

@Leaxxxxx1 Looks great, but would be better with a fried egg on top.