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[Shashank🇮🇳 @xhashankmarkam]

@myntra @MyntraSupport

Why are you doing false advertising. I have seen this multiple times, even after using the best card offers it doesn't match the price shown in advertisement.

[Netflix India @NetflixIndia]

Nazar bhi rakhi. Sabr bhi rakha. Ab badla dekho. 🔥

[Shashank🇮🇳 @xhashankmarkam]

@enough_yt

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

How it feels to be an Indian with no allegiance to US or Iran

[Abhishek @ydvabhi93]

Ghar ki yaad nahi aayi tujhe Jessu

[ghatak @Neetivaan]

India was and will always be a Hindu nation

Cope and Seethe ☀️

[Shashank🇮🇳 @xhashankmarkam]

@IRCTCofficial @RailMinIndia @AshwiniVaishnaw
Overcharged on board 228868 Durg Humsafar Exp (PNR: 2249674466, 21-Feb-2026) from NZM to Raipur!
Lunch charged ₹130 instead of ₹80, cutlet ₹50 instead of ₹40.
This is unfair to passengers. Kindly investigate.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

the concept of having to study (which I hate) to get a job (which I hate) in order to live (which I hate)

[Jibby @JibbyD]

This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Shashank🇮🇳 @xhashankmarkam]

@x_ansaar

[Ram Gopal Varma @RGVzoomin]

Whenever a path breaking and monstrous hit like #dhurandhar comes , the industry people will wish to ignore it because they will feel threatened by it due to their inability to match it’s standards ..So they will think of it as a nightmare, which will vanish when they wake up in their own films This is even more true of all the so called pan india biggies which are right now under various stages of production.. They were all written and mounted , modelled on the films made before #dhurandhar which is the exact opposite of what they all believed will work .. what’s even more worrisome is that #dhurandhar apart from being a omega hit also is the most discussed film since the last 50 years

Everyone of us experienced an incident like we going to visit someone’s house and we see a large scary looking dog which keeps staring at us .. Inspite of the owner assuring it’s harmless and advises us to ignore it , the tension will remain and will keep growing and we can’t resist seeing it from the corner of our eyes .. #Durandhar will be like that monstrous dog which will be invisibly pacing around in every production office wherever the upcoming biggies are being made .. They will try their level best to even avoid uttering the dog’s name, but it will keep loitering in all their minds ..To that extent #dhurandhar will actually be like a HORROR film for all those makers who believed in the earlier template of VFX ridden , expensive sets , item song ridden and the Hero worship template ..And now in #dhurandhar with the film being worshipped instead of the star, they would be getting crucified in their own self created dungeon of masala films .. But no matter how much they wish the dog won’t go away .. it will be here to bite whenever their next film releases

More than anything else @AdityaDharFilms is forcing the industry people to look at their own films in the mirror , in comparison to the beautiful looking #dhurandhar

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Film opens with a masked villain destroying some Indian asset somewhere and challenging the Indian govt, saying he is coming for them.

Next scene: IB, RAW, and ministers are having a round-table meeting about the villain while his 4K images play on the monitor. The intel chief clears his throat and reveals the shocking truth: the villain is ex-RAW, once India’s finest, now enemy No. 1 because he didn't get promotion on time.

Minister, sweating dramatically: “Ab kya? Kaise rokenge isko?” Everyone looks at each other helplessly. The intel chief removes his glasses and whispers, “Sir… is kaam ko sirf ek aadmi kar sakta hai.”

Cue 45-second monologue praising the hero as the background score swells. Slo-mo entry of the hero, dust flying, camera circling, national flag reflecting in his sunglasses.

Hero ki help ke liye jayegi Special Agent Sofia. Kyu? Abhi to aapne kaha tha ye kaam woh akela kar sakta hai. Haan, lekin Sofia ka figure achha hai. Action scenes ke beech me gaane-waane honge, aur unme woh bikini pehen kar ghoomegi. Lekin yaar? Apni agent bikini? Koi naa, aap tension naa lo. Sofia ko ISI agent bana denge jo hero ki help karegi. Haan, ye theek hai.

Then comes the mission. Cat-and-mouse game. Action scenes, beech me item songs, slow-motion explosions, unnecessary bike chases, and the villain saying “You don’t know who I am!” every 20 minutes.

Then the villain kills the hero’s sidekick, Altaf. Altaf's family would have been a victim of the 2002 riots, but he chose to fight for his country. He’ll die after giving a 10-minute monologue about country over religion. The hero is sad, then angry. It’s revenge time. Background score intensifies.

Again cat and mouse. Hero gets shot but still fights 20 men while bleeding. He is about to lose. Enter Pathaan, or Tiger, or Chhota Tiger, or Kabir or (Skoda) Laura Lehsun for a cameo who save the hero. Hero wins. Villain dies, or escapes with a scar for the sequel, or has a change of heart and sacrifices himself “for the nation.”

Hero and heroine hug. Hero salutes the flags of both countries. End credits roll. Anupama Chopra is sitting in the theatre crying. Hrithik tweets that this is responsible filmmaking. Radhika Apte says ab is desh me bachha paida karna surakshit hai. Jai Hind.

[ur rental friend ☆ foid annihilator @sxchidxnxnd]

Hear me out.

[BeingM_India @BeingM_Indian]

A day will come when sanghi claim Modi is Priest King of Mohenjodaro.
@brownbrumby @gsurya @narendramodi

[Sahaj @iamsahaj_xyz]

linkedin notifications have to be the absolute most useless thing ever made

[Shashank🇮🇳 @xhashankmarkam]

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[Kr$na @krishdotdev]

It's not FAANG anymore.

It's GAYMAN.

[Sid Prabhu @sidprabhu]

Human level intelligence achieved