CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Mixologist, Cat Dad, Libra

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@JordanPeele Hope you don’t mind, I made a pov of what it would look like to watch your Bone, Thugz-n-Homless excellently made music video, on DMT

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@sofianoelleeee I hope you’re doing ok kiddo

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney Oh good. Glad there are women in the stable I’m in

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney You’d start to think I’m one of the weird ones and not the handsome, charming and witty stud horse you see me as

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney I can’t believe I do

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@Shazza_McKenzie @VideoBoyJax 😻

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney Partners are the worst

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@Konnan5150 Will my favorite Lucha follow me back? Stay tuned for the next episode of “Konnan Definitely Was Not Responsible For The Death Of WCW”. Tonight at 8:05 EST

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney I don’t have any hate for sw’s but I have a lot of discontent towards men that try and solicit a civilian

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney What in the actual fuck

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@ambersparkl hi

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@riah4real The lazy eye

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney Anyone that I am willing to chat with is busy at stupid work or on dates and whatever. So my inbox is open to all stoned and not stoned tweeters

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney I’m triple bored here in Portland

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney And the crowd goes silent. lol. I’m going to just continue believing it’s areola

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney Is that?? It can’t be!!! But I think I see a little bit of areola and I’m not mad

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@PBandJenelley_1 Ozempic or however it’s spelt is the wrong way to do weight loss if you’re not diabeetic

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@HeIsAGGRO You could’ve been one of the extras in House Party 1, 2 and 4. Let’s forget about HP3

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@emnode Then how was he able to father your parent??

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney Because no one is touching your boobies

[CAPTAINMATTMERRICKA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @xhawk81]

@CollsMahoney Now delete the word fat and that’s what you are y friend. That’s, pretty for a girl.