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[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You’ll already be Suicidal and then it will be 80% Humidity Outside

[gus t.t. showbiz @dotemylove]

yo i was SHOCKED when i found out people i knew were partying and drinking and having sex in high school i had no idea. it wasn't on my radar at all i was too busy watching doctor who

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

It’s important to have multiple cats because they all will have unique functions in the house. For example, one will let you kiss them unconditionally, and another will be the one to hunt the bugs

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

my grandma reveals that i am the smartest and most handsomest boy

[門 @dyodayas]

peter and frank are NOT dad x son they’re so obviously me and the one 60 year old friend at work dynamic

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’m at the age where I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[swinky @swinkying]

i love you So much gary under a blanky 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você já calculou quantas horas vai dormir, mas não consegue pegar no sono e o número continua diminuindo:

[viehcy 🪅 @foreeeeeal]

hearing a beloved friend say the words “can i be mean for a sec” is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Yesterday, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a movie. Today, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a different movie. It has been a good weekend.

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

this month has felt like being awake during surgery

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

kinda fucked that once you become an adult That’s It like no more holiday breaks or chill sick days spent doing nothing except resting and feeling better it’s just day after day of being a cog in a machine and in a cycle of “i just have to make it through today”

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’m not the worst off financially but i do think if an upper class person swapped places with me for a month they’d k*ll themselves

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

the thing about Doomsday is that I can be as big of a hater as I want but it will all be for nothing because I will be there opening weekend. I am a hypocrite and a fraud

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i love when you see your cat walking toward you at a leisurely pace and you say "hi baby!" because you’re excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster cause they’re excited to see you too

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you