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aspiring vegan, moon landing conspiracist, sean kingston's biggest fan.

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😭 lmfao

[izzy ♡ aka 2008fobstan *✧･ﾟ:* @2008fobstan]

"i got pit" "i got seats" well i've got troubled thoughts and the self-esteem to match. what a catch

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once again asking a member of congress to help me bring these back. at this point it’s giving ‘fuck this bitch’ because all i’ve done is ask nicely….

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these would fix everything for me

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i have been saying this for a decade.

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this post changed the whole trajectory of my red eye. go fuck yourself @SabrinaAnnLynn

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

Bands don’t succeed. Just statistically. So after the surprise indie success of our album Take This To Your Grave, I was sure there was no way but down from there. I was certain we couldn’t possibly match the success we’d had with that album. So I barely bothered considering it as a possibility, I just went in to write and record an album I enjoyed. I told my parents “I swear, just one more semester off and then I’ll go to college.” When “Sugar, We’re Goin Down,” premiered on MTV’s TRL I could tell that I probably wasn’t going to make it to college after all.

Happy 20th anniversary to From Under The Cork Tree, the album that changed everything. You turned it into something so much bigger than us, and for that we’re forever grateful.

We’re working on some cool things to keep the celebration going later this year, but more on that later. Here’s to the next chapter 🌳🖤.

Patrick, Pete, Andy, Joe

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@loookatmeimkiad need this i love you

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my 9/11

[Baby Tate @imbabytate]

Fun fact I h8 this song!

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i had no idea…..she could…..

[ؘ @bedchemyst]

well yes

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my two girls 🤍

[rudy @byerudy]

this is how you close an album.

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luv u @theweeknd ur one of the divas to me

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need to pick a day to get high, walk around the city and listen to abel’s new album straight through.

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@benegotherit you can go to elbow room (before 7pm) and have the time of your life. thank me later.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Carrie Bradshaw isn’t even insufferable she’s just desperate for a specific man and has a tight body and i get why that’s triggering for some but no one is making u watch

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yea

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I think if you go into verizon and ask politely they should replace your destroyed iphone. Like I’ll even promise to use a case this time guys. Let’s call this one an oopsie

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superstar @Normani 🫶 :D

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woah, yeah !!

[Ja @fosterjasean]

Need to follow more Normani fans cause ain’t nobody told me nothing

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laughing myself to sleep https://t.co/8xGzto3rfI

[tax entity @espurrs_eyes]

@StarryBrand I worked for Crumbl’s corporate team and I am not joking when I tell you they had to basically take away the CEO’s phone because he was addicted to doomscrolling this subreddit. He almost fired an entire department because someone leaked a cookie lineup

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honorary mention to r/tipping

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my favorite subreddit only second to r/labrantfamilysnark

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one of her best https://t.co/B4bxvivhs2