Sean EJ

Certified Software Engineer. #MUFC #WWJD? Ted Dekker Fan || Foodie.

[Sean EJ @Xinbadt]

Travelling is an antidote for ignorance.

[Sean EJ @Xinbadt]

@NenfortJ @niyahhxo7 Johnny my guy 😂🤣😂

[⚠️ Mister Johnson ⚠️ @mrjhnsn]

Dear Users,

PLEASE INCLUDE A FUCKING SCREENSHOT OF YOUR ERROR/ISSUE IN YOUR FIRST SUPPORT REQUEST.

Signed,
Every IT person on Earth.

[Julien Barbier 🙃❤️🏴‍☠️ @jbarbier]

Today I have a special partnership to announce, with @DohouDaniel10's community @Algorithmia_SE. 🥳

Daniel has been a learner of mine now in two different programs: #ALX_SE at @alx_africa and Intro to AI and LLMs at @CyberiadLabs. Since then, he has become a leader both in terms of work but also in giving back to the community. I couldn't be more proud of him and I am so happy and excited to be supporting him with this partnership.

Let's Go Daniel!

Read more here: https://t.co/j5lzwxQic2

[Oh Wonder @OhWonderMusic]

We're going back on tour! Come join us for an intimate evening of old songs, new songs and some very special surprises along the way 😉

Pre-sale starts on Wednesday, 28th of October at 10AM local time.

General sale goes live on Friday, the 30th of October at 10AM local time.

[Sean EJ @Xinbadt]

@manlikeoriz @aimah_novah I fit gum body? 🙈😜😉

[Amb. Ponfa Miri (Prince) @Princeponfa]

Excited to confirm that @LangtangIHub will be hosting a Rural STEM camp in partnership with STEM Garage and WeBuildSTEM.

This is a great way to move one step at a time in preparing our rural kid for the 4IR. It is an honor to create more meaningful STEM learning experiences for our young people.

The Future is Rural.

#LangtangInnovationHub

[Sean EJ @Xinbadt]

@_D3l3 Now it's making sense why you're always with Giovanni 😂🤣🤣

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

To the future generations, this is not an AI video.

[Lavanya @Iavanyaa]

Kids today won't understand how electrifying this moment was🔥 #WWERaw

[Sean EJ @Xinbadt]

Wai ya mean meh ne ne?!

[Golden Boy🇪🇸🇦🇷 @iam_rollz]

Kar ki shiga snap 😂😂😂😂

[Rohit Ghumare @ghumare64]

Who's gonna tell vibe coders about...

1. SQL Injection
2. XSS
3. CSRF
4. CORS
5. SSRF
6. IDOR
7. Path Traversal
8. Mass Assignment
9. Clickjacking
10. Content Security Policy
11. Security Headers
12. Input Validation
13. Server-Side Authorization
14. Row-Level Security
15. Least Privilege
16. RBAC
17. Secrets Management
18. .env in .gitignore
19. API Key Rotation
20. Secret Scanning
21. Hashing vs Encryption
22. Password Salting
23. bcrypt & Argon2
24. JWT Expiry
25. Refresh Tokens
26. OAuth 2.0
27. OpenID Connect
28. Session Fixation
29. MFA
30. Brute Force Protection
31. Account Enumeration
32. Timing Attacks
33. File Upload Validation
34. Webhook Signature Verification
35. TLS Certificate Expiry
36. HSTS
37. Encryption at Rest
38. Dependency Vulnerabilities
39. Supply Chain Attacks
40. Threat Modeling
41. Indexes
42. EXPLAIN ANALYZE
43. N+1 Queries
44. Full Table Scans
45. Connection Pooling
46. Database Migrations
47. Down Migrations
48. Transactions
49. ACID
50. Isolation Levels
51. Deadlocks
52. Optimistic Locking
53. Pessimistic Locking
54. Normalization
55. Denormalization
56. Foreign Keys
57. Unique Constraints
58. Cascading Deletes
59. Soft Deletes
60. UUIDs vs Auto-Increment
61. Cursor-Based Pagination
62. Full-Text Search
63. Read Replicas
64. Replication Lag
65. Sharding
66. Partitioning
67. Hot Partitions
68. Postgres VACUUM
69. Materialized Views
70. Backups
71. Testing Your Restores
72. Point-in-Time Recovery
73. Change Data Capture
74. Outbox Pattern
75. ORM Lazy Loading
76. CAP Theorem
77. Eventual Consistency
78. Strong Consistency
79. Raft Consensus
80. Leader Election
81. Split Brain
82. Quorums
83. Clock Skew
84. Distributed Locks
85. Consistent Hashing
86. Bloom Filters
87. Two-Phase Commit
88. CQRS
89. Event Sourcing
90. Race Conditions
91. Backpressure
92. Load Shedding
93. Bulkheads
94. Jitter
95. Retry Storms
96. Cascading Failures
97. Thundering Herd
98. Cache Invalidation
99. Cache Hit Ratio
100. TTLs
101. Cache Warming
102. Write-Through vs Write-Back
103. Redis Eviction Policies
104. CDNs
105. Cache-Control Headers
106. ETags
107. Dead Letter Queues
108. Poison Messages
109. At-Least-Once Delivery
110. Exactly-Once Semantics
111. Message Ordering
112. Kafka Consumer Groups
113. Partition Keys
114. Background Jobs
115. Webhook Retries
116. DNS
117. DNS Propagation
118. HTTP Status Codes
119. HTTP Method Semantics
120. Keep-Alive
121. HTTP/2
122. WebSockets
123. Server-Sent Events
124. Long Polling
125. gRPC
126. Protocol Buffers
127. API Versioning
128. OpenAPI Specs
129. Backward Compatibility
130. Request Size Limits
131. Compression
132. Latency vs Throughput
133. Egress Fees
134. VPCs
135. Subnets
136. NAT Gateways
137. Firewalls
138. Security Groups
139. Service Mesh
140. Ingress Controllers
141. Health Checks
142. Liveness vs Readiness Probes
143. Graceful Shutdown
144. Connection Draining
145. Stateless Services
146. Failover
147. Multi-Region
148. Availability Zones
149. Single Points of Failure
150. Disaster Recovery
151. RTO & RPO
152. SLAs
153. SLOs
154. Error Budgets
155. Incident Response
156. On-Call
157. Runbooks
158. Postmortems
159. Chaos Engineering
160. Graceful Degradation
161. Autoscaling
162. Horizontal vs Vertical Scaling
163. Cold Starts
164. Capacity Planning
165. Load Testing
166. Memory Leaks
167. OOM Killer
168. Structured Logging
169. Log Levels
170. Log Rotation
171. Distributed Tracing
172. OpenTelemetry
173. Correlation IDs
174. Metrics Cardinality
175. p99 Latency
176. Alert Fatigue
177. Error Tracking
178. Profiling
179. Flame Graphs
180. Infrastructure as Code
181. Terraform State
182. GitOps
183. Blue-Green Deployments
184. Canary Releases
185. Rollbacks
186. Feature Flags
187. Environment Parity
188. Staging Environments
189. 12-Factor Apps
190. Multi-Stage Builds
191. Non-Root Containers
192. Image Scanning
193. Resource Requests & Limits
194. Pod Disruption Budgets
195. Semantic Versioning
196. Lockfiles
197. Reproducible Builds
198. Branch Protection

[thousand. @oneman1000_]

He isolates. someone pisses him off. they find him. he’s attacked and they hurt/take someone/something he loves. he regroups. he kills everyone. he vanishes.

i will still be there.

[Sean EJ @Xinbadt]

@lunarece @raychellebal2 I won't be sucked into this argument again.

[Sean EJ @Xinbadt]

Goat

[Julien Barbier 🙃❤️🏴‍☠️ @jbarbier]

Remember Stack Overflow? 🫠

[Sean EJ @Xinbadt]

@_D3l3 You'll be fine 🙂

[Sean EJ @Xinbadt]

Valid reason

[Celestial Muse 🧚‍♀️ @Itsolga5]

Don't invite me outside, I'm saving up for Africa GP in Kigali in 2030.🤞

[Formula 1 @F1]

Africa, we’re back. 🌍

From the early 2030s, the African Grand Prix will join the calendar and take place in Bugesera, Rwanda 🇷🇼

#F1

[Ubuntu @ubuntu]

Hear that roar? Ubuntu 27.04 has a name.

Make way for Tenacious T-Rex! 🦖

[Amb. Ponfa Miri (Prince) @Princeponfa]

The Future of work is upon us all.

The Future is Rural.

#LangtangInnovationHub