chris 👽

on some weird shit. ig: xine420

[chris 👽 @xine420]

happy my hair has been growing 🥹

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

STOP MAKING ME SPEAK TO ROBOTS WHEN I CALL CUSTOMER CARE!

[chris 👽 @xine420]

The worst part about taking an asl class is having a name NINE LETTERS LONG 😭
Ima get arthritis just from signing my name a million times bc of this class

[chris 👽 @xine420]

My whole personality is that I’m allergic to cats but own a cat anyways

[𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗡✨✊🏾 @AfroStunnerz]

Tried something different 👩🏽‍🦰

[arden @rawrrden]

easiest rage bait is being authentic around people who are insecure

[chris 👽 @xine420]

Farting in an elevator should be illegal 😭

[Deenarh❤️🦋 @deeRoyale]

men should have curfews so women can go out at night

[chris 👽 @xine420]

Being a woman is horrible. 0/10 experience, would recommend this to nobody.

[chris 👽 @xine420]

I’m starting to notice that the reason that some of u don’t have any friends is simply bc ur not a very good friend 😭 I don’t think I’ll ever trust someone again who says im their “only friend” 😩 that’s like the friendship version of “ur not like other girls” atp

[chris 👽 @xine420]

I want pupusas.

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

& that’s exactly why i don’t give a fuck when yall complain about your baby mothers not letting you see your kids. grow some balls & go get shared custody in court lol. they rarely say no unless you’re an unfit parent, have no place of your own and/or is violent.

[chris 👽 @xine420]

I asked my daughter what she thought of this picture and she said “i don’t like when you only take pictures of half of your head” 😭

[chris 👽 @xine420]

@amber_20066 Laura lol I guess he got it at a car meet or something back in the day 😂

[chris 👽 @xine420]

Got some guys ig outside the bar last night and I saw we have mutuals already. I checked who and the first one was my sister lmaoooo homie got a type fr 😂😂

[chris 👽 @xine420]

I’ve been taking my own advice for a while now and I’ve got to say, life has been great 🥹

[chris 👽 @xine420]

Why did I have a dream I was cooking ribs with potatoes/vegetables and my ex came and tried “helping” and turned it into the worst meal imaginable. Men ruin everything fr

[Ndoniyamantungwa Mabaso💜 @NdoniMabaso]

Boy moms are a disease☹️

[chris 👽 @xine420]

Don’t talk to me I’m currently recovering from biting into something crunchy in food that’s not supposed to be crunchy 😭