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I'd rather die, than go to heaven!

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Does Twitter still work? Asking for a friend.

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@MatthewJshow @Breaking911 And it’s “Former President”.

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@Dogsrgreat2 @MatthewJshow @Breaking911 Aka he will be locked up until his natural passing of high cholesterol

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@MatthewJshow @Breaking911 And so will the prison he will be living in.

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@MatthewJshow @Breaking911 Like herpes.

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@cwebbonline Help him.

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@ThatKevinSmith @SmodCinemas If this could be streamed or recorded for YouTube, that would be amazing.

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@RalphGarman @ThatKevinSmith I know last time you guys came to the napa valley, we were on fire. Literally. What are the chances of seeing HBO happen here again? I can’t promise we won’t be on fire again, but seeing you guys again would be amazing.

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Bunch a fuckin’ fools.

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@flitzanu To me, cats are just more independent. But the daily clean up of hairballs/throw up gets annoying. I love my Buuber cat.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You’re such a clown. Like your father before you.

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@RepMTG Yet your party has no problem deregulating policies to prevent these events from happening.

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I’m enjoying this new free speech. Thanks shit eater Musk.

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Hey Elon, eat shit. -humanity.

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In the movie “Kingpin” they have the phrase “Munson” to describe screwing something up. In modern times it’s now “Trump”. Like wow, I really Trumped up this situation!! Maybe soon it will mean a loser who finally got out in jail for being a fraudulent piece of excrement.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr STFU JR. Your pops is a traitor, and a con man.

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@ThatKevinSmith not sure why you get hate for crying during films. Movies are experiences. Weather they make us laugh or cry, movies are our experiences to have. No one can take that from us.

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Remind me in two years. Curious to see how things develop.