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Mama of 2 ♡. Croc lover. Gym junkie. Serial Simpsons quoter.
Stuck in my 90s skater girl era. 🌼

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

@Criminalsimpson @sweetpickle92

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

@Sum41 If Noodles flying the plane is a small hint that your last tour is gonna be with The Offspring and you come to the UK, I swear I will fully pee my pants. I'm "still waiting"... Its "all I want" ;) xox

[Signature Entertainment 🎬 @SignatureEntUK]

Oct 31 Nov 1

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

@GreenDay @MonsterEnergy @MonsterMusic @SmashingPumpkin @Rancid @thelindalindas @NBThieves @TheHives @donotsofficial @Interruptweets @MaidOfAce No UK Pre sale code has been emailed to me or my partner but we have an American one?

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

@caroljdonaldson @thedad This made me crease 😂

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

@Morbidful @cmoor_e why do i feel like this is something you would do when you finally get sick of a 9-5 🤣

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

@markhoppus This album is FLAWLESS. It unlocked a core memory for me of deciding poster album art wasn't enough so painted your self titled album art on my bedroom door as a rebellious 13 year old 😂

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

Just had a lengthy heart to heart with my 3yo and his ultimate bug bear in life right now is that Oogie Boogie doesn't wear crocs.

[trash jones @jzux]

“those tattoos will make it harder to get a job” ok well so will my personality

[Satan @s8n]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Noise-canceling headphones aren't enough anymore. I need an emotion-canceling backpack. Existential dread-canceling cargo pants. A pair of shoes that makes me forget I exist

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

@THORPEPARK Hi :) do you update the items in your online store regularly? I saw a saw sweatshirt at the weekend and didn't buy and I have huge regrets, it's not online anywhere 💔
:(
Will complete trap or maze to obtain it ⚙️🔨

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

You just know if a songs got a classic 90s dance piano breakdown, it's gonna go off ❤️💃

[✿ @asimpformoon]

elemental is the cutest rom-com i've ever seen, and wade stole my heart in a way that no other disney prince ever has 🥹✨️

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

@Pendulum Oh so pretty please can you add midnight runner to the UK set list. I'd cry with absolute delight. My skanking shoes are dusty and this would really blow all the cobwebs off x

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

@thedad @sweetpickle92 😂😂

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

Manifesting the day I can go to TK Maxx and buy whatever I fancy from the Halloween homeware section 🖤🦇🕸️

[I 🦇 @xispyx]

Accurate 😂