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alien skies; beach vibes

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I've been thinking about it and I think I really do prefer my skeleton to be wet.

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Customer: where's the bird food?
Me: with the birds. Follow the screeching

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Me: humans should not be the species at the top of everything

Noah: thumbs, man. That'll do it

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Took a lil scroll on FB market place just for fun, was on for maybe 5min and saw 9pink couches and 3 pink chairs for sale. 😭

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The Rockies are such a fucking menace to Denver honestly

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@JohnMayer does the Nala stomp on stage with @deadandcompany 😂https://t.co/aR0WLyPvaC

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@ArrowsInAction album opener is straight up a early 2000s teen movie opener and I'm into it

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"my life still revolves around [being in] the border patrol"
How sad for you omg

[Shannon Shumaker @shanphotomaker]

Y’all if someone with a pass/camera is walking through the crowd looking like they’re on a mission I promise you they’re not trying to steal your spot, they’re just trying to get somewhere. Please for the love of god let them through.

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@scenequeenrocks Fuck those guys, next time just "give away" "free gifts" with every "recommended donation" 🤫

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I'm having a bad day, I'm horribly depressed, and all I want is a bloomin onion and it's somehow $22 fucking dollars to order one. I hate capitalism

[kelly mason @kellehhh]

“i need to get better at consistently posting my work,” i mumble to myself and then the internet for the 7000th time while effectively doing nothing to change my process

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The stars have aligned for me to shave my legs and remember to do the laundry today which means I get to rub my legs together like a cricket in my freshly remade bed

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@CallingAllCptns

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*hits vape*
So gandalf......

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@paytmitch How else am I supposed to ensure they know when I've been kidnapped???

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The normies are tryna infiltrate and ruin the scene. Wreck em

[THOTXBLASTER @mattxdierkes]

I hope the people complaining about it get absolutely slammed by how many crowd surfers go insane at shows now, and then don’t go to shows anymore. Those are not the people ANYONE wants around at a live event.

[Arrows in Action @ArrowsinAction]

Sorry I haven't tweeted I was busy disassociating

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@CityofDenver I really appreciate not being able to drop off glass recycling simply because I live in @AuroraGov they have no recycling resources. Truly shows neither of you actually care about attempts to minimize environmental damage.

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@shanphotomaker I noticed this too, I'm so frustrated