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@vict0riap_ @terribletara94 I don’t even twitter.. but.. LIFE RUINER!!!!!

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Someone really thought it would be okay to throw a brick out of their car while passing me (going the opposite direction) on Eagle Creek this weekend. I hope karma bites them in the butt.

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but let’s be honest... I’ll most definitely be ugly crying myself sooo 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

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@terribletara94 gave me what I thought was a birthday present yesterday and it turned out to be so much more!!! can’t wait to be your bridesmaid and hopefully keep you from ugly crying on your wedding day!’ ❤️❤️

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It sucks working the whole weekend next week on my birthday, but I’m also saving myself from a hangover soo🤷🏼‍♀️

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@thelesbianjedi The book is so much better!! But the show is also good!

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@AndreRushDrizzy I wouldn’t mind if the warriors lose all together 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@cjsweckk @abbers93 @_riahh_rosee Ummmmm....???? What?

[lil porkchop @6PieceMcNobody]

Hey Minnesotans! Want to get literally anywhere? Well, fuck you! We’re gonna do construction on all of the exits and freeways all at the same time! I-94? Fuck you. 35W? Fuck you! Eat shit you midwestern fucks!

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hahaha @cjsweckk https://t.co/kTkZFi1yyf

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@Bryt_xo dawww i wanna snuggle her

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when my mans forgets he made plans with me and goes golfing instead https://t.co/VJ5MvTubvF

[instagram: @hxodzz 💧 @bbysosa0]

Him: if I tell you something promise not to flip
Her: I promise
*says it*
Her:

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@Jodin8or oh jodi ☹️

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@Jodin8or I feel as if this is a reoccurrence for you

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“I want em real think n juicyyyy so find that juicy double..” *rubs boobs* “actually triples” 😂🙄 @terribletara94

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help I’m about 5 seconds from quitting my job

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@ProfessorPenis WAIT WHAT let’s get sushi tomorrow I’m off at 2:30

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@terribletara94 😂😂😭 I thought about it! But I’m not tryna die today!

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My boyfriend drove from @terribletara94’s house on her riding lawn mower just to mow the 8 feet of grass on his lawn. This is a whole new level of laziness. I’m amazed.

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@kaymwilliams ❤️