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@_RobertSchultz do you guys all really think he is complaining about buying her food. HE IS BEING IRONIC because she was cute-ly oblivious to the fact. ITS A JOKE . JESUS IT SAYS COMEDIAN IN HIS BIO

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@perenthebamf @_RobertSchultz It was a joke. Like she said “yay I didn’t go shopping today, I controlled myself so I can save money” and the bf is like “lolwait haha IRONICALLY I paid for our food tho”. It’s not a serious complaint about him wanting her to pay for his food in return.

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@PaulietheBowen @JoeCassandra (10/15) THE NEXT DAY after waking up 6 times at night and carrying kid in arms getting kid to sleep. I wish I was joking w/ “6 times”. I am not one of them b/c sleep training, but friends were talking and 5 said kid still wasn’t sleeping at 1yo. They all work. they’re exhausted.

[Silver @xiufensilver]

@PaulietheBowen @JoeCassandra (9/15) moms on social media blasting you with how wonderful breastfeeding is for you child, as well as nurses in the hospital telling you about the benefits of breastfeeding. Also breastfeeding REALLY HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And also, don’t forget that most women STILL HAVE TO WORK

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@PaulietheBowen @JoeCassandra (5/15) you after like 2 minutes and want to be carried (hello back pain). They don’t sleep in the middle of the night - they wake up, and cry for you, and you have to carry them. (No they don’t want papa. They want MAMA. My two year old had a full on wailing meltdown with

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@PaulietheBowen @JoeCassandra (4/15) doesn’t drink milk. Easy to say “haha, don’t worry!” when you’re not a first-time mom. I spend 1.5h cooking her fav food but she might spit it out. A child is a full-time job in itself. You cannot leave a young child alone to entertain themselves. They usually come up to