rival families wei and lan who have never gotten along, especially this generation's lwj and wwx, they're always at each other's throats yelling and screaming, moments away from physically fighting and maybe killing each other -
Domestic Wangxian is my favorite thing ever.
Picture them lying on the floor with baby A-Yuan in the middle. Then all of a sudden as he’s babbling, he squealed out “Mama!” And que Wei Ying crying on the spot, while Lan Zhan looked so proud that mama was his first word
Wwx being sleepy all the time and eating way more than usually. He asks for more food and he usually steals some from Lwj's portions. Lwj doesn't mind. When they're out and his wife begins to sways to the sides because he's sleepy Lwj just grabs him on his lap and nobody comments on it.
Livestreamer Wei Ying coming back from a long hiatus, he's acting as usual, interacting with his fans, bright eyed, cheeks rosy, doing what he does best: yapping, until he hears a weird noise that suspiciously sounds like a baby crying
Little Wei Ying waddling over to big brother Hua Cheng as he picked him up from school. He was so excited to tell him that he made a new friend. A pretty boy named Lan Zhan and he wants to be with him forever!
And now Hua Cheng has to look for another school for wy because NO!!
Modern ABO #Wangxian + #Xicheng
Wei Wuxian discovers two horrifying facts on the same day:
He’s in love with Lan Wangji.
Jiang Cheng is in love with Lan Xichen.
Naturally, he comes up with a terrible idea.
“We make fake artist accounts.”
Jiang Cheng narrows his eyes.
“What.”
“So we can follow their social media without it being weird.”
“It is already weird.”
Unfortunately, both Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng are talented artists.
So instead of making a normal fake account…
They create an entire manga project.
The manga is called:
Sandu Shengshou & The Yiling Patriarch
A fantasy adventure starring two childhood friends.
Totally fictional.
Completely original.
Not based on real people at all.
The protagonists just happen to have:
Jiang Cheng’s face
Wei Wuxian’s face
Jiang Cheng’s personality
Wei Wuxian’s personality
This is purely coincidental.
Nie Huaisang sees the designs.
“Those are literally you.”
“No.”
“One of them has your haircut.”
“Lots of people have this haircut.”
To make the account believable they create:
Character sheets
World lore
Fake chapter covers
Soundtracks
Family trees
Jiang Cheng even draws maps.
The account slowly gains followers.
Most importantly:
Lan Wangji follows.
Wei Wuxian nearly faints.
Then one day Lan Wangji comments:
“Will this manga be published?”
Panic.
Immediate panic.
Because there is no manga.
There has never been a manga.
There are only character designs and lies.
Wei Wuxian responds:
“Soon 😊”
Jiang Cheng threatens murder.
A week later another comment appears.
From Lan Xichen.
“The setting is very interesting. I would love to learn more about the cultivation system.”
Jiang Cheng stops breathing.
Lan Xichen likes every lore post.
Every character profile.
Every sketch.
Jiang Cheng accidentally spends three hours researching fictional economics because Lan Xichen asked a question.
The lies get bigger.
The worldbuilding gets deeper.
The followers multiply.
Soon thousands of people are waiting for Chapter One.
A chapter that does not exist.
The hashtag trends.
Fan theories appear.
People draw fanart of characters that haven’t even spoken yet.
Wei Wuxian stares at their follower count.
Jiang Cheng stares at a blank drawing tablet.
“We need to actually make the manga now.”
“We absolutely do not.”
“We have fans.”
“We have a problem.”
Meanwhile, Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen are discussing the series over coffee.
Neither of them realizes their favorite creators are:
the omega/alpha they’re crushing on.
currently arguing over chapter deadlines.
and desperately trying to continue a manga that was invented entirely for stalking purposes.
Amnesia modern au where Wwx forgets about his relationship with Lwj. He sees this handsome man in his hospital room.
Wwx, "Hi there are you my doctor?"
Lwj, "No I am-"
Wwx, "My angel?~"
Lwj, "Your husband."
Wwx, "Y-you mean future...? Or..?"
Lwj shows off his hand with a+
Mafia au where the yiling laozu is described as this terrifying man but only a few people know what he actually looks like, and when people do get to see him they always see this tall man with this cold gaze and assume the pretty boy clinging onto him is just arm candy.
// runaway, mpreg
Omegaverse where the omega is born into a wealthy family but is unhappy at home. They are neglected emotionally by their parents for being born an omega. And are set up to marry a business colleague’s heir. One who they have tried to date. +
Modern AU: Wei Ying and Lan Zhan have a baby, but of course the big Lans are upset that that’s who their precious Second Jade chose to love let alone bed and actually produce an heir.
As much as the pair tried to hide it, they were eventually found out. One day while Wei Ying-
ppl wouldn't get it when i say wei ying is really triggering my cuteness aggression towards him LIKE AKDHJSKSHDHS WEI YIIINNNGGG GRHRGRHGRHRJRSKDHSH 🤜💥👹🔨👹🫳🐇 #MDZS