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It’s stew weather

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Skunks have begun a turf war in my neighborhood and honestly the streets have never been more dangerous

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Converting people from Logic to Ableton is a way of life. Come step up to the big leagues

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Seeing some old friends falling for a twitter bot “incorrect posts to generate engagement” is lowkey sad… like mf I saw you illegally downloading $5k of plugins and now you’re falling for the twitter equivalent of clicking the wrong download button on a YouTube to mo3 converter

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Idk who needs to hear this but just because you have their number and are friends doesn’t entitle you to 24/7 access to that person

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People set an alarm at 6am on Christmas morning to text every person in their phone contacts “Merry Christmas 🎄”

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Airlines are getting so bad… I bet within 10 years you’ll see an airline try to charge to use a bathroom mid flight…

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@fatherbault No I’ve done this. You become a mad man when you lose to yourself in chess when you weren’t expecting it and have to figure out why

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Couldn’t figure out the maze of re-enrolling in benefits it’s so I guess I’m just going to have no healthcare due to passwords on FaceID not being updated

So thankful for Americas healthcare program

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In an extraordinary scientific breakthrough I’ve discovered my cat likes slides pickles… will update with further scientific information about my findings

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Wrote a cookbook this last week because why not…???

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Someone broke into my car and only stole a handful of mints from my center console… like how bad does your breath have to stink to do this?

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The shrek theme track is so legendary no movie will ever live up to the music chosen for that movie

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Traveling to cool destinations is awesome until you forget to pack a belt

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People with no talent or knowledge preventing people experiencing greatness is the saddest shit I’ve ever seen

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Buying land in middle of nowhere to live on and owning chickens sounds kinda cool right now

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7 by Prince was a sick sample
https://t.co/xEnqYf4BAb

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I’m at the point in my life where my parents try to set me up with our waitress at our table…they clearly don’t give af they just want grandchildren

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If you’re on a plane and lean your seat back please for fuck sake make sure the person behind you is under 6 foot. We don’t physically fit in airplane seats

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I can’t believe Pretty Lights is back I’m so excited!!!!!