Heather 🔩🧊

Director and co-founder of 221B Con and all around Sherlockian. (she/her)

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

@JeannieIsa41256 @ender65407 Anyone can buy a blue check mark now. They’re completely meaningless. Which is more evidence (if you needed it) that Musk ISN’T a business genius. He took the one thing that made Twitter interesting, the ability to know that you were interacting with the real McCoy and killed it

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

@mrs_g_rider I swear to god that he is.

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

@JohnCleese How? They can just walk right in.

They could even silly walk right in, if you were still relevant.

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

Hey, @NYTGames! Today’s Wordle is a repeat. Is this the first time this has happened?

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

@DHSgov A liar told you this.

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

I feel like this deserves an Atlanta show. @Interruptweets

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

I was gonna come up with something pithy to dunk on @RealDeanCain for joining ICE, but then I looked through the last five years of his IMDB, and I can’t come up with anything more mortifying than that.

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

@JDVance But is she wrong?

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

@TipsyPianoBar @CarolLeonnig @SecretService I’m sorry. Do you think that federal workers don’t exist? 😂😂😂

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

@TipsyPianoBar @CarolLeonnig @SecretService If that were true they wouldn’t have posted the whole thing on Twitter. They would have kept it quiet, sent the email, and then checked to see who saw it.

🙄🙄🙄

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: CNN’s Elle Reeve just did some interviews in rural Georgia where 90% of the county’s voters vote Republican. The answers Elle received will shock you. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this stunning report.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning display of strength, trucks are rolling out their Kamala Harris and USA flags to redefine what it means to be an American patriot. Retweet so all Americans see this. https://t.co/u1TGEJB6xS

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

“Hide yo cats. Hide yo dog!” #DonaldTrump, probably #presidentialdebate #Kamala4President2024

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

They cancelled Dead Boy Detectives. 😢😡😢😡We can’t have anything nice. #SaveDeadBoyDetectives

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

It’s really nice to see the DNC on the forefront of a thriving blazer industry.

Just a sea of blue and other muted jackets. #DNC2024 #Kamala #BusinessCauz

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

LIL JON IN DA GEORGIA HOUSE #DNC2024CHICAGO

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

Between #flavorflav and #Snoop, maybe we should fill all our ambassadorial positions with old school rappers. #OlympicGames

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

This is how I found my cat this morning. Dead asleep with her feet in the air.

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

Gonna celebrate this Independence Day with a viewing of one of the greatest American films ever made #Tremors.

[Heather 🔩🧊 @xixie]

I agree! Romeo and Juliet should only be performed as it was intended: with young boys playing all the female parts. We absolutely must end this woke casting.

I blame Zeffirelli.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

….Does she think Romeo and Juliet were real people?