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[jemnifer @xj994]

If I'm ever on death row I swear my last meal will be 2 McDonald's cheeseburgers with a large fry and a large sprite ty

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When I die shake me from a salt shaker amongst many dance floors

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@BellaBaddie__

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@BellaBaddie__

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I would really like for big greek yogurt to stop pushing it's agenda on me

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Tortilla chips are the superior vessel for hummus

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

want to be a chill girl so bad but unfortunately any minor shift in plans turns me into dennis reynolds

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I've googled "what year is it" twice in the last 6 months

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@alysssa_11 @bankmansneed Vodka coke is good tho

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@ the ppl bitchin about #st5 because the theories they pulled out of thin air didn't happen

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I'm slowly becoming a Facebook Marketplace addict

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@SheaSerrano Always Sunny

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The Prince Family Paper episode of The Office is harder to watch than the Scott's Tots episode

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The Dinner Party episode of The Office walked so ITYSL could run

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You could pour me a glass of homemade pasta sauce and I would drink it

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How sick am I if I start Stranger Things over again rn (I just did a rewatch and finished s4 a few hours ago)

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The amount of buffalo chicken dip and Mac and cheese that I've eaten in the last 2 days should be illegal

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*Sees ad for pants i like*
*Opens ad and realizes they're toddler boy pants*

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I just Googled "what year is it"

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I stand by this

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Randy Marsh and Phil Dunphy would be friends, right?

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I feel personally attacked

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Boyfriend and I sitting silently at gate 201 because he was right we did not need to get to the airport this early