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[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

This night is my true Christmas. #NYE2015 #Rum

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

Christmas must've been invented by a four year old, cause who else would think of a holiday you receive gifts for someone else's birthday

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

Shoutout to the Jehovah's Witness that climbed up my ice covered stairs. I'm just too poor for salt and too busy with school to give a shit

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

It may be black Friday but all I see is white people

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

Halloween is the last good drunk you get before every prof decides it's time to destroy your social life #HappyHalloween #getmessedup

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

Chicken wings were a poor choice of tv snacks #WalkingDead

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

Poodle, poodle, poodle, poodle rockin' everywhere

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

I bet that the burning of the @CornerGas building will be, at some point, a heritage moment.

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

Needless to say, I was quite surprised to find an armless midget sleeping on my couch this morning

[Gone2Costco @gone2costco]

Although NB cant properly calibrate voting tabulators, I'm sure fracking would go off without a hitch. #Nbvotes

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

Why the hell do they release all the sweet shows at the start of the school year?

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

After four years, I have confirmed that the "This year I'm focusing on school" attitude will never ever see the first midterm

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

@ninjalli I have some spare raccoons if you get desperate 👍

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

“@theScore: Report: Rajon Rondo 'wants out', telling the Boston Celtics he will never re-sign with them.@shaiinamorgan #HAHAHAHAHA

[Kathleen @katlgallagher]

Happy move in day! #STUpendous2014

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

I would be more motivated to watch all those ALS challenge videos if instead of ice water they used boiling water... #TripleDogDareYou

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

The more I see of shark week the more I ask myself how I feel about them being found in the maritimes #SharkWeek2014 #AwesomeYetTerrifying

[jacob carson @xjacobcarsonx]

@LauraaERichard grab a beer, go outside and re-evaluate your life. #youknowbetter

[Tommy Toe Hold @TommyToeHold]

I sort of wish Nintendo would stop making consoles so I can play Mario on my PlayStation. I don't want to buy an entire console for Mario.