straight edge barrens chat

faġget | jew | generally stoked | XXX | they/them ⚧

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

the 3rd X is for sucking dick

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

every day this guy wakes up, he has to decide if he’s gonna be the cool guy who shot at one of the worst humans to ever walk this earth or the dude who was in love with a 12-year old

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Socialism and National Socialism have more in common than you think.

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

i don’t think most people will fully grasp what it means that apple, of all companies, is raising prices. as greedy and abhorrent as they are, they’ve basically never done this, one of the only tech giants with yearly device releases that stayed the same as previous years model

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Apple price increases:

-MacBook Neo entry $599 increasing to $699
-MacBook Air 512GB $1099 increasing to $1299
-MacBook Pro 1T $1699 increasing to $1999
-iPad Air 128GB $599 increasing to $749
-iPad Pro Wifi 256GB $999 increasing to $1199

https://t.co/dWiHNTZNxb

Macbook Neo Amazon Resale deals still up

[Chuck @cfisonline]

we’re all a little gay in new jersey

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

@Gay__Edge @wrongxside tapping my sign once again

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

since enough people asked i’m gonna lay the law down on this one: poppers are only straight edge if you’re using them to either clean your vhs collection or to better get railed by a h*ng top

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

pride month reminder that if you’re straight and/or broke edge you legally have to sell me this shirt for a normal price

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

look, it’s very simple: ranma 1/2 is one of the gayest anime’s ever and if you own this shirt and you’re straight you legally have to sell it to me or you’re a homophobe

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

I’m gonna fucking throw up we lost one of the worlds greatest to ever do it RIP Giles, you beautiful bastard

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

the new Giles Dating Sim update is going fine, i’m absolutely fine everything’s a-o-k

*gross sobbing*

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

No one:

Andrew Lloyd Weber at his piano in 1967, getting ready to write Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat:

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

Choking back tears, Michigan US Senate candidate Haley Stevens exclaims, "ISRAEL COMES TO ME IN MY DREAMS!"

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

if garland is really Doing It, then this has to be for a scene of godrick slinking back to stormveil after getting his shit rocked by malenia

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Elden Ring' live-action movie shooting at Conwy Castle 🏰 ⚔️

🎥 mightbeliber | TikTok

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

i asked the gen z barista for 2 iced coffees and she said “Okay great, so you want 2 house coffees over ice?” and i was so utterly stun locked, who the fuck wants that??? who the fuck is serving that?! thank god my boyfriend saved the day with “Just 2 iced americanos please!”

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

i am begging everyone to please do yourselves a favor and watch WTO/99

[onion person @CantEverDie]

not many people seem to remember but the world trade centers were a pure representation of the global free trade, which was still a contentious political issue into the 2000s until the towers got destroyed. there used to be a notable left movement against neoliberal free trade

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

@meatymcsorley you win this time, but if anyone else said this in response to that question i’d immediately assume they’re from cherry hill (derogatory)

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

blueprint

[Future Lesbian Housewife 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾🤝🏳️‍⚧️ @gaygirly4422]

Johnny for LGBTQ magazine The Advocate

This is bi proof 2 meeeeee :3

[The Wonder Years Shitposting 🐦💘 @TWYshitposting]

THEY TURNED ON THE FOUNTAIN TODAY AT LOGAN CIRCLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

@TWYshitposting

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

sorry, but there’s too much drivel and evil being spewed on this website right now about the 2 characters from the entire canon of the world that make me more emotional than anything else in this universe, and so i will do my tiny part to speak to positivity on it

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

“We see Achilles playing the lyre, and “Patroclus alone sat over against him in silence, waiting until Aeacus’ son should cease from singing.” While the Myrmidons are in camp, Achilles is alone with Patroclus. He plays the lyre and sings, and Patroclus, in front of him, listens.”

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

the autistic volunteer told us “You’ll know it’s a puffin when it looks like a football flapping its wings for its life”

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

@calicorunt_ insane jacket ��

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

@beatface :)

[straight edge barrens chat @xjeditrix]

tried explaining to my boyfriend how actually there are a lot of unique and interesting differences between my new balances and they fucking obliterated me