meowcat

20| everything is satire :3

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

i’ll just go fuck myself i guess

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

whoops my drunk
voices
speak

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

i love hiding my drinking habits from everyone

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

well i have to otherwise ill get called an alcoholic n ion want that

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

drunk tweets r kinda my forte..

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

i forget i’m on edtwt and shtwt like ill be scrolling n BOOM porn then someone’s wrists slit then PORN then BOOM fatspo or thinspo. i lowk hate edtwt tho bc like why r we taking pictures of random fat ppl and calling them fatspo like bitch ur anorexic like hello?

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

bro this guys come back n try to play fn w me and ima be drunk as fuck. LUCKILY we won’t call i love calling ppl. guys. hello to any exes that hopefully never come across this but if never called you or never wanted to just know i did NOT like you like that. because i love it.

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

i wish this guy just wanted to stay friends. he would’ve been so cool i like all his friends they’re so nice. BUT NO. YGS JS HAVE TO GO N DTART LIKIMG ME. WHY.

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

like my tat artist n his apprentice could be hella cool but they’re all the way in temecula and already driving there ONE TIME N BAVK made my gas go from full to empty so idk abt them but they’re so fun and like their own character

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

i js wanna be bothered with like “hey me n some friends going to beach wanna come along” or like “wna grab sum canes n hit ob” and then oh boy do i love drinking idk like i think this is always why i try n look for like partners. whole time i js need sum friends

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

i don’t even know how to make friends too it’s so bad like if i’m not comfortable w u and ur NEW like im okay for a lil bit but like u have to like REALLY wanna be friends w me to be my friend otherwise ur prob js gonna get ghosted like everyone else🫩

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

i loved my friends so much

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

i don’t even wanna try like MAKING friends w guys. i know what they want. at least if it was like oh we’ve been friends since we were kids ion have to worry bc if u were REALLY friends w me and REALLY knew me u would NOT wanna fuck

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

i’m legit a homebody and ts is NOT by choice i js got no friends to go out w

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

maybe if like he had overstepped boundaries or js actually seemed interested in me or wtvr but ANYWAYS point is like i never overstepped ANYWHERE I JS EXIST AND BOOM I GET FRIENDS THEN THEY GET PARTNER AND PARTNER NO WANT THEM TO B FRIENDS W ME. even girls cuz all my hgs r gay

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

why do my friends gfs always randomly hate me so much. my friends partners in general,, ION UNDERSTAND. idk it’s js me personally i would never drop my male friend i knew since like 6th grade bc a guy i was talking to thought of him as competition like idk tho

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

lowk can’t tell if losing all my friends hurts more than breaking up w bro but i think it does. guys are always temporary but like my FRIENDS were supposed to stay but they js didn’t. if i was a boy or like extremely ugly they’d keep me tho but NO.

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

have we been c…COMPROMISED? no. right? RIGHT? already? it hasn’t even been an hour bro like EVERYONE LEAEVE ME ALONE UNLESS UR GNA USEFUL I TSLKED SHIT ABT EVERYONE IDC IDC IDC CRY. CRY NOW. maybe im js tweaking but that would be very very bad guys..

[meowcat @xjrdn13k]

no i don’t wanna pay YOU to do my hw id anything ygs are having the privilege to each speak to me like hello i dont talk ti anybody REALLY ygs should be paying me to do my hw but WTVR