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[bridget @xkleinb]

My 70 year old coworker - “did you see @taylorswift13 was at the chiefs game?? Sitting next to his MOM! That’s a hoot!”

[bridget @xkleinb]

Is he strange or is he just not mean to me? Gotta think on it

[Alyssa @alyssaxtrevino]

more taking care of our skin, body, and health in 2023 🤍

[bridget @xkleinb]

Really gotta stop letting these lame mfs break my heart over and over

[bridget @xkleinb]

All the kids who were born and raised in quarantine are the sickest right now we gotta go back to sneezing on each other. Build up those tiny immune systems😂

[bridget @xkleinb]

School would be so much easier if I treated my ADHD

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

If you don’t think SpongeBob is hilarious, you have no place in my life.

[bridget @xkleinb]

@itsalreadydunn If he doesn’t make room for all my clothes I don’t want ittttt😂

[bridget @xkleinb]

Get you a “I’m gonna make the spare bedroom your walk in closet” type of man

[bridget @xkleinb]

Healthcare feels like prison

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

“Sneaky link????” You’re thirty.

[bridget @xkleinb]

This man jokes one more time about me being a stay at home dog mom I’m quitting my job on the spot

[bridget @xkleinb]

I’m only buying myself Christmas presents this year

[bridget @xkleinb]

Being the only responsible person in my family is really inconveniencing me this weekend

[bridget @xkleinb]

I ordered 12 things on Amazon today while I was at work. TWELVE🙄

[bina ❀ @stitchmyyheart]

why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes

[bridget @xkleinb]

How come men don’t hear their alarms going off in the morning? What’s up with that?

[bridget @xkleinb]

I feel like I owe the Dunkin employees an apology for the way I look when I go there every morning