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RIP 12/9/98 • 4/27/15

[devin morgan @fedafter12am]

They're gonna start making you pay for job applications

[spor @sporadica]

y’all are getting, like, really gay about this now

[reece♰ @reeceollld]

have you ever try to help someone and realize they like their problems???

[D U D E T H A T D R A W®🎨 @JrocJarvis]

The Indeed app still working yall !

[IG: STORMNYX @stormnyx_]

after a certain age, you are no longer the product of your environment or how you were raised. It’s a personal choice to live the way you do.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.

[I WANNA FUCK ALL YALL @triplecrossthem]

If you outside smoking in this weather right now you could be a marine

[Storm @stormrobinson]

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[magneto akgae 🪬 @magnetonlyfans]

@jaxajueny that one tweet that was like “all men should start in jail and prove their way out”….yeah

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[✨ @Chaantellie]

I feel extremely disconnected having conversations with people that don’t ask questions back. A lot of people only know how to talk about themselves and relate back to them, it’s exhausting talking to someone like that

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

@atensnut America needs to have a conversation about the amount of drugs people are prescribed.

Investigators found diazepam, amitriptyline and trazodone (antidepressants) at the scene.

[Yarden Shafir @yarden_shafir]

My teenage brother interviewed for a job at McDonalds. They asked him why he wants to work there, and why he chose McDonalds specifically.

What’s the expected answer from a teenager looking for an after school job selling burgers?

[erica @ericanextdooor]

hey quick question - if you work a 9-5, 5 days a week in corporate, where do you find the will to live after coming home from work?

[eileen @eileencartter]

jacob elordi on why he always carries a purse:

“When I leave home, I need to have a certain thing from every category with me in case I get bored.”

https://t.co/gvsCmIQIV0