Alisha

Just a sleepy, callipygian girl trying to figure out life.

[Alisha @xlishaks]

Geesh #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Alisha @xlishaks]

I find it so weird when adults get involved with children’s drama

[Alisha @xlishaks]

I legit just watched a rat fall out of the car in front of me….

[Alisha @xlishaks]

I hate having to rely on anyone for literally anything

[Alisha @xlishaks]

I love my narcolepsy groups I’m in. For so many reasons. But specifically right now as I’m reading 68 comments on how to properly hallucinate using different substances 😂
Fun fact. Apparently narcolepsy interferes with the effects of hallucinogenics..making it less effective 🤔

[Alisha @xlishaks]

I’m the worst 😊

[Alisha @xlishaks]

“What other people think about you is none of your business” 🖤

[Alisha @xlishaks]

A Registered Nurse application I got today…
Experience includes: Accounts Payable, Lawn Technician, and Tree Climber.
ADDITIONAL SKILLS: “Speak A Lil Chinese”

[Alisha @xlishaks]

@leahrachelle95 😂😂😂 sms

[trash jones @jzux]

friendship is beautiful because the closer you are, the less you do when you’re together. there is nothing more sacred than the “let’s watch 3 bad movies in a row” friend

[Alisha @xlishaks]

@kaitlyndiffin Well…it’s a long story but I DID get a raise. But they also got COL raises (“that I didn’t qualify for bc I made too much already”) and their raises ended up being more than my merit raise…so much so that our $1 difference closed to about $0.40 difference lol

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

People are losing their creative capabilities due to phones replacing every empty moment of contemplation

[Alisha @xlishaks]

@sunflowerchvld @autiotrip ONE time I took 6 classes…I ended up getting mono and wasn’t allowed to return to school for 5 weeks 🙃 I managed to pass all of them! Literally no clue how

[Alisha @xlishaks]

I feel like I’m upset and angry all the time for no reason and I hate it so much

[Alisha @xlishaks]

Forgot to mention that I tried on my Christmas pjs and they’re way better than the mixing bowls

[Alisha @xlishaks]

I’m at the age where the most exciting thing I got for Christmas was mixing bowls

[linkeeen berrr ♠️ @_LinkinBert]

No, THIS is exactly what’s supposed to be happening in a mosh pit

[Alisha @xlishaks]

I’m just so unhappy with life

[Alisha @xlishaks]

I remember when conspiracy theories were cool…

[Alisha @xlishaks]

Life is fucking hard. Why bother

[Alisha @xlishaks]

I wonder what it feels like to know exactly what you want in life