Chloé

[molly LOVES ARSENAL @mollylw6]

sorry can we talk about why the crowd kept doing mexican waves when hemp was literally bleeding out and they were preparing a stretcher

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

@TheO2 Excuse me. The base in the main arena at @C2Cfestival is making my contact lenses vibrate 👀

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

A homeless man outside of Asda asked me if I had a good Christmas and my reply was ‘I did thank you, did you?’ 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

My vets told me Dotty needed an X-ray and surgery for £3-4K but all she needed was a massage for £40

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

Swallowed a fly and think I might faint

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

On Wednesday night I had coconut ice cream and I’m still thinking about it now

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

@ARSmith_ I’M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

My birthday AND pancake day tomorrow. What a time to be alive 💃🏻

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

Went downstairs to see what my mum is doing. She is doing her make up for New Years Eve on her bitmoji...

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

SO EXCITED ABOUT LIFE RN! 💕✨

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

Lockdown has got me arguing with teenage girls in the park

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

I know the lockdown is hard not seeing people etc but I’m actually having a good time.

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

When a doorbell rings on the TV, Dotty perks up ready to bark, so I have to remind her that we don’t have a doorbell.

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

3 days of no chocolate and I have lost 1lb, so I just had a malteaser bar to celebrate #winning

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

Another request to walk Dotty today. I might start charging for this.

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

Might use this time to work out how to put eyeliner on

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

If someone in front of you has the hiccups and you punch them in the face, do the hiccups go away? Asking for a friend.

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

Wouldn’t mind if it stopped raining now tbh

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

I said ‘oh my god’ after a vicar made me jump tonight and now I feel really weird. Are you allowed to say that to a vicar?!?!

[Chloé @xlovechloe]

I need another holiday