Alyssa Mandolfo

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @Mannn_of_steel]

“Trash bag mentality” @xlyss828x

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

At live@5. Bri- “is there a home base??” Referring to stadium hot dog/hamburger stand

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

Experience the bad to appreciate the good🤍

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

The turnover rate for defense against the dark arts position is astronomical

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

Yo I loved silver eyeshadow in 2011…😂✨

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

Oh hey, Biden supporters, where you at???? #BidenResign

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

Idk when the pirates of the Caribbean gold medallion necklace came into real world fashion but I’m all about it

[PinkPantheress stan account @speakerzBlairin]

Been 3 days and I already need another vacation

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

How dare you

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

@ActionBronson Williamsburg pizza tour🍕#1

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

Pay attention to when people react with anger and hostility to your boundaries. You have found the edge where their respect for you ends.

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

People have a baby that’s less than 2 hours old and say “ugh love this little sassy queen” ...

[m. taddow @MikeTaddow]

the mosquitoes around your head during the summer cookouts

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

Just asked someone at work if they wanted me to “skidattle” so I don’t interrupt their meeting:: I’ll be passing away now

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

SheeeEeeeeEeeesh

[SZA @sza]

Kill that urge to be chosen. CHOOSE URSELF .

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

Gonna try to tweet the extreme “dad” jokes Jim tells this holiday. So far we are eating antipasto and he commented “what about Unlce- pasto”

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

Self deprecating jokes about your mental health is the wave of our generation

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

"I admire people who could have turned cold after everything they've been through but still chose love anyway. There's strength in that." ~Keneilwe D Mhlanga

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

@Nej2575 😂 miss you too!!!!

[Alyssa Mandolfo @xlyss828x]

One of my coworkers says “you’re just so calm, do you ever get mad or freak out?!?” Let’s all laugh at that false compliment