Lol TSA just pulled my bag aside at the airport because something was flagged. Turned out to be my giant sold out red rocks trophy. The officers had to pull it out and inspect it. best accidental humble brag of my life Aahahaha
Joe Biden: I have hidden five rapid tests in chocolate bars across the country. The winners will receive a full tour of my factory as well as a lifetime supply of chocolate
pov: a girl in her 20s who stopped making herself feel guilty for everything and just started living. start being nice to yourself, you are your forever bestie.
STPSO update: A 71 year old man was in his shed, which had several feet of water in it. His wife heard commotion and discovered an alligator attacking him. She pulled him onto stairs and left to get help. His body has not been found. Large alligators are common in this area.