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@SqSehrish 15 and 51

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@Cairo_xprsk Sixty years old

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@elizax650 Niether is right. The answer is 15.

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@Matt_Pinner PEMDAS people!!! The answer is ZERO

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@Jennnyyyyyy 37

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@Dussyme Neither. It’s 15.

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Finally did it! #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

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You know what really grinds my gears? Random people ringing my doorbell trying to get in my apartment building. If I don’t know you, you’re not getting in.

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Just saw a commercial ensuring Americans that supermarket shelves will be stocked with toilet paper very soon, so don’t panic. This is how the apocalypse looks.

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I’m seeing a lot of LGBT representation tonight during #SuperBowl commercial breaks. I’m enjoying it.

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Who came up with these asinine questions for the Democratic Debates?

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Watching The Conjuring 2 for the first time, and I have to say the scariest thing about this movie so far is the wallpaper in the house.

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There is no bigger atrocity than watching a drunk white girl trying to sing a Jay-Z song on a Monday karaoke night.

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Fuck that ending. Jon Snow should have been the king. Fuck that cripple Bran.

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Yes, Jon Snow, kill your queen!

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Who’s ready for #GOT tonight?! Let’s see everybody die!

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I dance like a bottom but fuck like a top.

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It’s been fifteen minutes and this bitch is still on the phone. And crying. I think her soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend cheated on her.

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This bitch is seriously breaking up with her boyfriend on the phone while waiting for the bus. At 7:10 in the morning.

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I’ve said it numerous times and I’ll say it again. I don’t care how clean you think your junk is, a man should always wash his hands after using the bathroom.