MAX

[Jay Azeltine @Jungle__Jay]

Step #1

Don’t listen to Bill Gates when it comes to health

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@DylanSpina61 I have training in Chicago this week for work.
Every single morning they bring in donuts, pastries and some greasy ass breakfast sandwiches.
About to get harassed all week for bringing my own breakfast bowls from home 😂
not about to start my days eating that trash

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@mattizzo I really hope this guy is trolling or this is top 5 dumbest twitter threads I’ve ever seen. Dudes feet are straight fucked 😂

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@KadenMyers2 Now I know why my dad would sleep from Friday night through Monday morning every week of my entire childhood 😂

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@DylanSpina61 You’ll love Michigan bro!

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@King_Vaughn1 What are you gonna get? 👀

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@Big_Jerm200 Existence

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@Jungle__Jay Gotta love the sugar industry for demonizing fats

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Another childhood star lost to drugs.

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@King_Vaughn1 @Austinellis53 @jarodwithers Not that it would be any warmer but Wyoming or Montana would be the Mf SPOT

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@Austinellis53 @jarodwithers @King_Vaughn1 Orrrr we could all buy a big plot of land and build our own neighborhood

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@Jungle__Jay A chilly 1.5 mile walk with the doggos this morning before work 🤟🏼

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@King_Vaughn1 RIP to the GOAT

[Mazeratie Sweet @viva_vegana]

Our conversation pit install was finished today and I may never leave.

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@Big_Jerm200 Also if you claim to be an “alpha male” there’s a 99% chance you aren’t anything close to alpha 🤡

Basically the adult version of the kids in high school going around telling everyone they do MMA even though they just watched a few UFC videos on YouTube

[Zach Homol @zachhomol_]

If you find yourself running out of energy mid day

Consider not being a sissy & doing what you need to do

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@King_Vaughn1 You and me both bro.
Went into work with a good attitude but it’s just one thing after another. People are just too dumb for their own good 😤

[MAX @xmaxwellxc]

@Jungle__Jay All winter About an hour before bed I open my window, shut my door and put a towel down to trap the cold 😂

By the time I’m ready to sleep my room is nice and chilly and I fall asleep like 5 seconds after I lay down and sleep like a baby