Max

tightening my grasp

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Here's to the upswing

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Aw hell

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Shall I dabble once again

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I have come to use Twitter almost exclusively for blasting timestamped nonsense thoughts into the ether to read again later

[Queso @djbitchtits]

you all cowards

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49/WA220C Sandrift Metallic 🔧😎

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Max Goes Abroad

[unwelcome bodacious cowboy @BobbyPOTUS]

@jakebrodes The whole point of America is to cheat and do as little work as possible while owning a large speedboat

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@crabvillainy Belinda

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@djbitchtits I think about this tweet two or three times a week.

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@EoinHiggins_ I hope these clowns are ready to eat the results of this laughable "poll" with Italian beef and hot dogs with sport peppers when the Big Man Of The Plains rides in on an unbelievably stout horse to take back the throne and usher in the era of the Lacustrine Khanate

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@crimsonace @ryber @the_transit_guy No, it isn't. It's a quasi-corp with a CEO that operates for profit. A real national railway, like France's SNCF, is wholely owned by the government and operates and maintains the track. And of course it costs money! It's a public service! Does the fire department "make" money?

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@Eric_Erins This 100% unironically rules

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The Von Bondies - C'mon C'mon [Reprise]

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@kjmoe_ @paynushaver @ByYourLogic Holy shit

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@FirRoundchair @lithbith @lunch_enjoyer tl;dr: You support the War On Drugs because the common man is too dumb to help themselves. Tight

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Attempting to post from grandma's refrigerator

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@greenfieldjohn @KnowlesABC7 @AnnPistoneABC7 @Metra @UnionPacific @istudenkov "I've been trespassing on railroad land for years, and I'm shocked and appalled that I will not be allowed to continue doing so"

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@crabvillainy I would actually probably buy convertible lawn chair bicycle

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@kishibabe_ @loafingcactus NYC has thirty six thousand cops

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@SonOfCormac_ @PelaezMax @inthesedeserts