MICHELLE

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[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

I cried to my mom about feeling sick and she made me a smoothie, is doing my laundry, and making me soup. Sometimes she’s a nice lady. 🥲

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

I wish Jared had a remote job. Then I could live in Korea for three months and get all the plastic surgery to my heart’s content. 🥲 maybe not surgery but some filler and Botox for funsies

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

All these girls out here wearing singlets. I can’t.

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@brityurong It really isn’t!! 😭😭😭

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

I just got two shave ice orders from Ice Garden and it cost me $15. $15!!! My usual order used to cost $3.51. 😖😭

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

@athugnamedlee Isn’t that like a will? 😝

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Wtf is a godmother? And does Chase need one? Lol

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Imagine a freeway full of electric cars in rush hour traffic. Lol I wonder what that would sound like.

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Uber drivers that put on Jesus sermons deserve jail.

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@_aiko @MicahBanks I just watched the video. Ketchup over gravy is insane. Just get chicken katsu?? Lmao

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

@dredubzz Does carvana work in Hawaii?

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

I just ordered my dad a Tesla. Honestly, I would def get a Tesla as a next car for the simple fact that there are no car sales associates and you don’t even have to step foot in a dealership and spend hours for no good reason.

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

Me to my boss today: Do you watch Vanderpump Rules?

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Gym pics are so cringe

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I don’t wanna jinx it but I think we may have defeated the pacifier monster and are done with that stupid ass thing!!! Lol now I can start taking Chase to the dentist without being anxious.

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

@ryagra Happy birthday!!

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

@ryagra @Zippys @_aiko I got 980! 🤑

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

You know how people have that delusional gene where you think you can literally do anything bc nothing looks that hard anyway? I think I have that gene. Delusion.

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

Told Lau I wanted edible arrangements for this Valentine’s Day instead of flowers. And I told him I wanted strawberries and I didn’t want to share with Chase. Lol let’s see if he listens.

[MICHELLE @xmeeesh]

Yay valentines, wedding anniversary, and birthday are coming up which means three days in those three months where my mom will offer to watch Chase at night so I don’t have to feel guilty asking to go out like I’m in hs again. 😭