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[melayna heller @xmelayna]

@elonmusk What do your 8 baby mamas think of this

[Ashtyn Washington @ashtynmwash]

Can you RT this if you’ve ever thought about writing a book? I’m trying to see something.

[melayna heller @xmelayna]

I thought the field was depressing, till I pulled back up on base 🙄😒

[Bhino Badazz @WolfGangChino]

Is this nigga in jail ?

[melayna heller @xmelayna]

Literally me the next four months

[Thomas Abowd @ThomasAbowd]

Yeah, I can fit it in my schedule

[Emily Dona @emilydona7]

I work with a soccer program that provides free soccer for inner city kids from mostly immigrant backgrounds, and US soccer turned us DOWN for a grant application. They do however give grants to at least 2 pay-to-play programs in our area.

[Amina @ahahamina]

at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

[𝐵𝓇𝑒♱ @beautykvller]

“yOu dOnT tExT bAck”

-i know. stop texting me

[Kaylin @Kaylin_14]

If you shame girls for liking Pumpkin Spice Lattes because “it’s generic” I hate to burst your bubble, but playing fortnite all day isn’t exactly unique

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless

my brains: buy stuff

me: no listen i need a purpose

brain: a purchase?

[vee @veggie_delight]

congratulate yourself for making it through july, a month with 5 planets in retrograde, a blood moon eclipse, a friday the 13th and a cursed sarcophagus

[melayna heller @xmelayna]

I’ve never related to a song more than Growning Pains by Alessia Cara 😭🙃

[Michigan Bests @MichiganBests]

Legend says that in Michigan if two people encounter each other and both say “ope” a random lake appears somewhere within the state.

[melayna heller @xmelayna]

First day as a volunteer zookeeper was some serious work 🦁🐼🐵