Paul Carpenter

Designer, developer, product owner, UX, 2-time Adobe MAX winner. Designs digital stuff, but also enjoys designing playing cards. @[email protected]

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

@UPS I'd love to know why your driver DID NOT EVEN STOP and try to deliver my signature package & I now have to be inconvenienced and hunt the package down at a drop off spot? You didn't "miss me," you didn't even try! Seriously, what the hell kind of service is this? #fail

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

Hey @GooglePlay Over 40 days ago I submitted a help request, trying to get an app transferred. I'm pretty sure your support is an AI, as the only info I get is "be patient, sorry." You are holding onto my money, I can't get any info, you are impacting my business. WTH?

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

I’m not going to remove my account, but I am hugely disappointed in how Twitter is operating and I’m going to take a break. @[email protected] for now.

[Andrew Schmid @andrewschmid]

@elonmusk I’ve lost so much respect for you. I like driving my Tesla, but I’m ashamed to own it. I know I’m not alone. Grow up dude

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

if everytime you interact with someone in the service industry (restaraunts, stores, hotels etc) you FIRST make eye contact and say hi or how are you? and then order your coffee or whatever. acknowledge we are all people. if you do this evertyhing is a little better.

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

Well, followed the crowd and made a Mastodon account, just in case

@[email protected]

#massexodus #RIPTwitter

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

This thing still on?

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

not all systems are built for high demand events

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

So you aren’t going to do anything at all for the American people, just look for (or invent) negativity to drag everyone down? Perfect, just what all of us need. You are an abject failure as a man and an American.

[Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy]

In just 47 days, House Republicans will have the gavel, and we will be prepared to hold the Biden administration accountable from day one.

Our investigations are just getting started.

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

Must be like a dream to provide an utterly shit product, horrible user experience and no service to your customers and still be fully secure in your job and lay on beds of money everyday. Goodness sakes.

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

@Ticketmaster Whut? I tried during a presale and just got errors about not being logged in when I was, or that “another fan got them first” at least a dozen times, then had to logout and start over only to never get past the queue. Awesome experience you lamers. 😡

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

@imPatrickT @spawnpoiint Would be nice if you could specify a “max library size” for photos to limit the phone storage and have it offload to iCloud earlier before you simply fill up the phone.

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

@RonFilipkowski This is like when you WANT mommy and daddy to fight!

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

So #Ticketmaster is still a disaster in trying to get in-demand tickets. Used a presale code but couldn’t ever verify the tickets & only got errors about needing to login (I was) or generic “sorry” errors. Tried again, dumped to the back of the queue, inventory gone. So lame.

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

@SethAbramson It is still unfathomable to me that he is allowed to run. Rules, laws, common sense and base decency clearly have no place in our country anymore. Sad.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Breaking: Twice-impeached, disgraced former President Donald Trump, who led a terrorist attack against the U.S. Capitol to try to overthrow our government, has announced he is running for president from the crime scene in which he stole and hid our nation's top secret documents.

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

🤣 oh mercy ya got me with that one

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

@chessninja @MaxBoot I want professional journalism for the same reasons that I don’t want to democratize surgery or piloting airplanes. I want experts that can properly evaluate, articulate and understand things & write it out so I can understand as well. I don’t need Bob in Iowa pitching in.

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

@iA Yes, working in an agile environment doesn’t mean zero thought, you still plan things out and consider the angles and then develop the best solution you can, then you take feedback and improve. You don’t just do random shit and reverse it hours later, thats madness.

[Paul Carpenter @xmetal]

The details we all live for.

[Charles Patterson @CharlesPattson]

I am shook