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[☭ King of Jannies, hands off the Global South @ACleverNickname]

Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward

[Sérena-Victoria 💘 @f1girlboss]

"we should charge people by the hour for the games they pla-"

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@gldivittorio who was the governor in question??

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

So basically a police officer committed deed theft.

He did a welfare check on a senior, discovered they died then took over his house.

This is why deed theft victims I’ve spoken with don’t trust police, judges or attorneys. That cop lived there for FOUR YEARS undetected 😐

[slam 👁️⃤ @slamwontmiss]

Kate Berlant says getting off her phone made her feel intimate with her own life again.

“I was doing days with no phone, and suddenly it’s 1904 and I’m a novelist.”

She says going without scrolling brought back forgotten memories.

“When you go off your phone, you start having childhood memories. I’m driving, and suddenly I’m back in the kitchen, I’m 10 years old, and my father comes in. It’s unbelievable. My brain is like, ‘Thank you.’ It’s opening up and flooding me with images.”

She says constant scrolling makes you lose touch with yourself.

“You just start to think again. You become more intimate with your life. We can talk about the horror machine of this, but on a personal, psychological level, you’ve lost all intimacy with yourself. That’s the crisis.”

“Once you get a little bit of that intimacy back, you’re like, ‘Alright, now this is really medicinal.’”

[Lee Hepner @LeeHepner]

A jury found Meta liable for over 43 million violations. The judge reduced the statutory civil penalty from $219.5 billion.

[Antiñanco 🇨🇱 @homocommunism]

The amount of data that spills everytime you open your phone is how. Like I *really* need yall to understand how much can be inferred by your phone habits. Almost everything. Do you get it? Everything about you is already known. Hope we all realize privacy was never present!

[trin @lovelltrin]

and you know damn well there is no script, ryan murphy is going through these tweets RIGHT NOW looking for plot ideas and song incorporations

[✯ Luxe ✯ @luxeprogressive]

You're not paying less in taxes, but the services available to you are decreasing. Now ask yourself where all your money is going!

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

First they refused *Gulf of America*. Then they refused *Lake of America*. And now, MapQuest has a new feature on mobile that shows us Flock camera locations!

Did not expect MapQuest to become my new fav underdog hero of the year.😂

Time Magazine: if you're listening....

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@faemarismocca @dreamskyrivera glee crawled so euphoria could walk

[#1 Josh Minott Fan @ashley_6741]

But they wont get any jail time while the people they arrested are still stuck in jail genuinely fuck all cops

[Squirrelmob @Squirrelmob75]

@Pirat_Nation Its almost like they want you to pirate

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@sync0p3 @tylerdeanv if i were a virgin, i’d be in the same boat as you and then you’d say that i didn’t know any more than you did. but the point is the same, being or not being a virgin doesn’t magically change the quality of your life, you arent missing anything critical

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@mileydiannastan @iReedifer the body count just keeps going up!!!

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@sync0p3 @tylerdeanv i’m gay, the metrics are different

[Aaron Rankin @Aaron_R_Rankin]

@gleeofficial

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@JasperWhalen1 @roym1905 @jared_shult you sound like a bitch

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@sync0p3 @tylerdeanv you’re putting way too much much significance into this “virgin” thing. thats not what life is about

[LPC @landpalestine]

Forget the Harry Potter HBO Series.

Did you know that they tried to cancel Professor Snape's stage play? Alan Rickman wrote a play about Rachel Corrie, the woman who was killed by aIsrael

She was crushed to death and Israeli forces posted photos on social media mocking her death.

Theatres in New York refused to let Rickman's play about Corrie be performed on stage in 2006 when he brought it to the US.