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A virtual being with a reality dysfunction

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@WGNNews Anyone else remember when we made an amendment to the state constitution to ensure all the money raised by tolls goes into toll roads? Wonder whatever happened to that 🙄

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@USATODAY No.

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@ABC Who had "Return of the Script-Kiddies" on their 2026 bingo card?

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@thehill For a guy that built his reputation on statistics and probability, it's amazing how wrong Nate Silver is statistically.

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@CBSNews As of this morning, it jumped $.60 over night, so

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@axios The lolwut?

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@thehill ...but how can the 51st State illegally influence elections, Mr. President?! Perhaps Senator Schrödinger knows!

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@WGNNews Musta been one of those wandering pines

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@ABC Pfffff... Struggle meals lol. My great grandmother would rinse off the 3mo. expired, slimy, green baloney and fry us up sandwiches before opening the next pack *because it was still good*.

Maybe a little bit of the ol' hard times will do the American populace good.

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@axios Has been for decades 🙄

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@thehill Ahh, yes. Peace through the threat of violence. My favorite.

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@featherandbone looooooool

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@WSJ "Metal is stronger than ever!" TWJ says, as it posts a picture of a pop band.

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@xxmayaxx04 @ABC7Chicago I grew up in this church, and it's gorgeous. 10/10

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@USATODAY Real answer: No, but it helps

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@wttw Massa Cafe Italiano in Elmwood Park - and it's not even a contest. All their incredible flavors aside, their basic lemon ice is so creamy, it's amazing that there *isnt* any dairy in it.

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@NBCNews And this, dear citizens, is why you stay the fuck away from gophers and groundhogs

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@LeighGiangreco @6figga_dilla @Chicago_Reader Holy Family ♥️

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@USATODAY They haven't for over a decade, where've you been?

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@axios Buuuuuuuull-shit