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[KIΠG KUΠT∆ @RNB215]

“She was the baddest, I was the realest”

[c @xoCesia]

Ngl the cheeseburger from Hawaiian drive in still smacks

[conor brennan-burke @contextconor]

sf is a walkable city and i will die on this hill

[homo la flor. @raidenmontana]

My brother used to make us play this "game" where he would turn off the lights and we all just fight 😭

[★ LIISA ★ @fcknlisa]

I can't hide it anymore. I've been silently laughing at this for like 4 days OIHBDFNK;LFLKGNFGKDF;B

[tre @losingmytop]

I hate when you can tell that the woman in the DoorDash couple be getting beat on

[mk @handslikevap0r]

at my 24 year old sisters engagement party and my 30 year old boyfriend just told me not to get any ideas

[gecko☆ @iincinerated]

lionel messanyahu

[tallulah bankhead @diandrasdiandra]

i supported him even when i thought he slapped him unprovoked

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

No cause why she didnt just cheat back on Derwin

[c @xoCesia]

It’s 1000% my fault for thinking I can just pop up last minute @ Diandas on Mother’s Day but its actually mayhem rn 🤣

[kfly ibrahimobitch @drnkngshmpn]

"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[🇵🇸 @qudssiia]

how privileged some of us are to pay for this war in gas money and not lives.

[k @ysljennii]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

god i’ve seen what you’ve done for verizon and need you to do it for outlook for like six hours

[basil @blis5ful]

bok choy is a hard ass name for a vegetable

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Uncle just said 9/11 was an inside job. I’m off 2 buzz balls right now. I’m going to amplify his message

[Mitchel @Mitchel_X14]

I mourned rich homie quan longer than she did her own husband

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

and don’t ever let someone tell you that platonic relationships cannot hold as much love as romantic ones bc THIS is love baby